Posted on 02/07/2018 2:14:50 PM PST by fungoking
MONTGOMERY, ALIn an update Wednesday to its Hatewatch blog, the Southern Poverty Law Center announced the newest addition to its authoritative list of hate groups: the Southern Poverty Law Center.
We have identified an organization with a clear history of rank intolerance toward faith communities based solely upon their sincerely held religious convictions, the statement reads. This organization has encouraged ostracism and threats toward people, politicians, and businesses that do not adhere to its rigid progressive agenda. It has existed and operated right under our noses for years. It is known as the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC).
The statement continued, Now that we have identified our very own organization as a hate group and added the SPLC to the Extremist Files section of our website, we will oppose ourselves and our radical agenda with vigor, and we will slander and boycott any person or group that associates with us or cites our intolerant, anti-Christian, identity-politics-driven list of so-called hate groups. We will also be opening new litigation against ourselves for defamation, libel, and human rights violations.
After the announcement, major media outlets accepted the SPLCs new distinction without question, but immediately ran into a catch-22how to malign the newly-anointed hate group without citing the newly-anointed hate group. At publishing time, the press was still unsure how to deal with the paradox.
The SPLC needs to be the target of RICO investigations.
It’s effective satire because it’s not possible. Being honest (especially about themselves) is simply not on any page in the leftist playbook.
HA HA! (because it’s so true.)
Yep. They have blood on their hands. Look up Floyd Corkins as an example.
If the shoe were on the other foot, the liberals would have already destroyed the SPLC with lawfare and possible real violence against them.
Intolerance in the name of tolerance.
bttt
Well done Babylon Bee!
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