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The Headlines They Wish They Could Write: Day 1
Original content | 7/27/2018 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 07/27/2018 2:35:47 PM PDT by Lazamataz

Today, we discovered that the GDP, a measure of productivity and economic growth, accelerated to 4.1% this last quarter. It had to gall the News Misleadia, they must have been furious. I expected these headlines:

CBS: “Obama Lays Groundwork For Massive GDP Growth In 2018”

NYT: “Trump Fails To Reach 4.2% GDP, Economists Startled”

NBC: “Uncontrolled Expansion Threatens Trade Relations”

CNN: “Trump Russian Collusion Causes Freak Economic Spurt”

MSNBC: “Trump Sucks. Everyone Should Hate Him. Effing Nazi.”
I had fun creating these. I might make this a daily thing.


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To: Lazamataz

“We certainly have plenty of time for it to slow down.”

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3674427/posts


41 posted on 07/27/2018 3:36:33 PM PDT by MileHi (Liberalism is an ideology of parasites, hypocrites, grievance mongers, victims, and control freaks.)
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To: Lazamataz

Fine as it is.


42 posted on 07/27/2018 3:40:48 PM PDT by MileHi (Liberalism is an ideology of parasites, hypocrites, grievance mongers, victims, and control freaks.)
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To: Lazamataz

Ping please, for every thing


43 posted on 07/27/2018 3:42:29 PM PDT by Fai Mao (There is no rule of law in the US until The PIAPS is executed.)
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To: Lazamataz
Whatever you want Lazman

I just want to stay in the loop.

44 posted on 07/27/2018 3:48:25 PM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true, I have no proof, but they're true.)
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To: heterosupremacist

You forgot the N and the L


45 posted on 07/27/2018 3:49:24 PM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true, I have no proof, but they're true.)
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To: Lazamataz
OMG ping me, ping me bro.... OMG ping me! Please, please, please...👀
46 posted on 07/27/2018 3:50:46 PM PDT by AFreeBird
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To: Lazamataz

Laz. I searched the LA times for a blurb, anything, about the Soldiers’ remains coming back after 70 years from NK. NOTHING. It’s a shock how much they get away with. Goebbels is envious from Hell.

And whatever they had about the economy matched perfectly with your headlines. You could work for them.

Top photo I think was, same as most days, sobbing illegals being reunited.


47 posted on 07/27/2018 3:52:12 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: Lazamataz

Just ping me the way you know I like it


48 posted on 07/27/2018 3:53:27 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: Lazamataz

MSNBC: “Trump Sucks. Everyone Should Hate Him. Effing Nazi.”
= = = = = =
Keep me as is or whatever is easiest for you.

About my ‘ref point’

Dontcha just ‘love’ the irony of that line and in the next breath ‘they’ are griping PDT has an unfair advantage when he has hotels and restaurants with his name on it.

NOW a clear headed person or someone with a lick of logic would say if he were so widely hated etc people would be AVOIDING anything with his name on it just to ‘prove a point’.


49 posted on 07/27/2018 3:54:22 PM PDT by xrmusn ((6/98)""If bacon kills you and smoking kills you, How come you smoke bacon to cure it?")
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To: Lazamataz

Yes. Please ping me !!


50 posted on 07/27/2018 4:01:23 PM PDT by LouisianaJoanof Arc (#Locked and Loaded in Louisiana)
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To: Lazamataz

Ping me, please.


51 posted on 07/27/2018 4:06:49 PM PDT by Laslo Fripp (The Sybil of Free Republic)
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To: Lazamataz

Good stuff, Laz. : )


52 posted on 07/27/2018 4:12:45 PM PDT by PGalt
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To: Lazamataz

TIT; STORMY has One...
On Her Back!


53 posted on 07/27/2018 4:20:54 PM PDT by Big Red Badger (UNSCANABLE in an IDIOCRACY)
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To: Big Red Badger

I’m good...

...ping me.


54 posted on 07/27/2018 4:21:43 PM PDT by Big Red Badger (UNSCANABLE in an IDIOCRACY)
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To: Lazamataz

I’m in. I don’t always comment but I do enjoy reading.


55 posted on 07/27/2018 4:22:14 PM PDT by henkster (Monsters from the Id.)
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To: Lazamataz

For a DNC talking point, try “Trump increases crumb ration 4%.”


56 posted on 07/27/2018 4:24:15 PM PDT by henkster (Monsters from the Id.)
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To: Lazamataz

Those are good ones but the media does this to themselves all the time.


57 posted on 07/27/2018 4:37:48 PM PDT by Bullish (My tagline is here. you just can't see it.)
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To: Lazamataz

Please keep me on your ping list(s).

Thanks.


58 posted on 07/27/2018 4:46:45 PM PDT by LucyT
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To: Lazamataz

Please keep me on your ping list.


59 posted on 07/27/2018 4:55:59 PM PDT by blondiegoodbadugly
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To: Slyfox
Hey Slyfox, same theme. I posted after Super Tuesday 2016 this Times Journal...

Full post: Titanic GOP Elite Liner Sinks After Collision with Trump on His Maiden Voyage in Politics

60 posted on 07/27/2018 5:33:45 PM PDT by poconopundit (MAGA... Get the Spirit. Grow your community. Focus on your Life's Work. Empower the Young.)
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