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The Headlines They Wish They Could Write: Day 1
Original content | 7/27/2018 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 07/27/2018 2:35:47 PM PDT by Lazamataz

Today, we discovered that the GDP, a measure of productivity and economic growth, accelerated to 4.1% this last quarter. It had to gall the News Misleadia, they must have been furious. I expected these headlines:

CBS: “Obama Lays Groundwork For Massive GDP Growth In 2018”

NYT: “Trump Fails To Reach 4.2% GDP, Economists Startled”

NBC: “Uncontrolled Expansion Threatens Trade Relations”

CNN: “Trump Russian Collusion Causes Freak Economic Spurt”

MSNBC: “Trump Sucks. Everyone Should Hate Him. Effing Nazi.”
I had fun creating these. I might make this a daily thing.


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To: Lazamataz

Keep pingin’ please.


81 posted on 07/28/2018 3:28:53 AM PDT by Madame Dufarge
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To: Lazamataz
Since 2% was the new "normal"...

Trump's Economy Like Him - Abnormal

82 posted on 07/28/2018 3:47:14 AM PDT by trebb (Too many "Conservatives" who think their opinions outweigh reality these days...)
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To: Lazamataz

I like your articles and love to read about one a week! Hope all is well with you my Friend.


83 posted on 07/28/2018 5:36:53 AM PDT by golux
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To: Lazamataz

I’ll be on vacation August 1st to August 5th, and September 3rd to September 8th. Please hold my pings and then send them all at once when I get back.

Also, I’ll need a wake-up ping Monday at 7 am.

Thanks.


84 posted on 07/28/2018 5:45:56 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: bagster

Is this your way of..

Ah, never mind!


85 posted on 07/28/2018 5:47:24 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Lazamataz

I get a zing whenever you ping.


86 posted on 07/28/2018 6:20:54 AM PDT by hillarynot (I play in Peoria)
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To: Lazamataz

Whatever you decide...ping me.


87 posted on 07/28/2018 6:33:29 AM PDT by oldvirginian (Imagine, if you can.......a world without islam.)
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To: Larry Lucido
Is this your way of..

"What is dead, may never die."

This is my way of making fun of Game of Thrones.

Bagster


88 posted on 07/28/2018 7:07:47 AM PDT by bagster ( "Even bad men love their mamas.")
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NYT: “Trump Fails To Reach 4.2% GDP, Economists Startled”

The Old Gray Lady of American newspapers is a vicious two bit hater....

89 posted on 07/28/2018 7:30:19 AM PDT by GOPJ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-s1_nfs7f4 STOP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-IsingvI_I)
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90 posted on 07/28/2018 8:35:51 AM PDT by red-dawg
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To: Lazamataz

Yes. I’d like to be on any ping lists you have!


91 posted on 07/28/2018 9:35:58 AM PDT by azishot
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To: Lazamataz

Happy to be pinged! You’re the best, Laz!


92 posted on 07/28/2018 9:49:39 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Lazamataz

I am all in!


93 posted on 07/28/2018 11:05:51 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (alea iacta est)
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To: Lazamataz

Ping me to all thoughts great and wonderful by the Magnificent Laz...


94 posted on 07/28/2018 11:06:30 AM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZGw2M)
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To: Lazamataz

Sure Laz, Ping Away!


95 posted on 07/30/2018 7:37:34 PM PDT by Candor7 ((Obama Fascism)http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
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