Skip to comments.Beto O'Rourke Takes DNA Test (Satire)
Posted on 10/25/2018 6:39:33 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
Beto O'Rourke submitted DNA samples last week to lay to rest the doubt that he may not be of Hispanic origin. Unlike Liz Warren, who submitted her samples to a professional and family friend, Beto submitted saliva samples to Ancestry.com and 23andMe for evaluation.
Ancestry.com results concluded that Beto had no direct Hispanic heritage but his foremothers may have diddled some Vikings or Brits which accounted for his 30% non-Irish heritage.
23andMe results were essentially the same as the Ancestry.com results with the exception that there was a 2% probability that Beto was related to a breakfast burrito from the Austin, Tx area Taco Bell or Stripes.
99 44/100% moron.
Beto had better take the test before Cruz kicks his lilly white ass.
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