Posted on 10/28/2018 8:39:46 AM PDT by Leaning Right
REVIEWING AMAZON products isn’t a hobby. It’s a calling. These people answered the call.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailyedge.ie ...
A delicious treat that should be enjoyed only after the following preparations have been made,
1- make sure it’s Friday and cancel all weekend plans, for good measure go ahead and call in for Monday
2- call the city and make sure your water bill is paid in full
3 visit your local hardware store and purchase a sink attachment for your garden hose as toilet paper will quickly become too painful to bear
4 give advanced notice to family members, roommates and neighbors unless you’re keen on trying to give birth to a crushed watermelon while convincing your local swat team that both the screaming and demonic noises are from you and a dynamic entry would only bring about more needless suffering
5- redo your restroom in motivational pictures, ones with slogans like courage is fear hanging on one minute longer, the only easy day was yesterday etc, I also advise posting up the suicide prevention hotline number or having a dedicated friend or other support group to walk you through the low times.
Lastly I must strongly urge you to consider why you are thinking of buying this product, is it a sense of deep self loathing? A reckless sense of adventure? Are you researching dysentery? perhaps you are the drill sergeant of some extreme commando unit seeking to break down the enemies will to fight by airdropping these into their midst. If you are just curious then let me say oh fellow human, beware for this life is dangerous enough, next time I want a thrill I’ll skydive without a parachute, that way at least I’ll have a chance.
Thanks for the free zombie books. Look like funny ones. I have enjoyed “Z Nation” more than the “Walking Dead” because of the humor in Z.
I absolutely love these. Some of these products have dozens of hilarious reviews, lie the Avoiding Tall Ships Book and the Tuscan milk. People are so darn funny.
Go to Google maps, navigate to North Korea, click on “nearby” and select “restaurants.” There are a few around Pyongyang.
Check out the reviews - hilarious!
A close second are the comments at Genius Kitchen on "How to Make Ice Cubes".
Last time I came across it, there were on the order of 1200 comments.
Some of those reviews are collected here:
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/6131238/north-korea-pyongyang-restaurants-funny-google-reviews/
Jeff Bezos may be evil, but Amazon revolutionized the market, and gosh darn it, the reviews restore my faith in free thought, trade and sailors rights.
Thanks. These are fun!
Amazon Web Services was even mentioned in the World Series last night——not an ad but some type of statistical product that they provided during the game.
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Yes you’re welcome!
Amazon has too many scammers selling ‘open box’ products as new... then if you complain in a serious but dignified fashion - they cut the review by saying it has profanity in it...
All I wrote was that the selling was sending out returned products or ‘seconds’ and I could NOT get the review posted. Amazon needs to have a back up way of posting a complaint because if they don’t take control of the scam artists they’ll ruin the company.
you have a link to that review?
That link was posted here on FR a couple of years ago and I spent part of an evening reading those reviews.
My wife was wondering why I was laughing so hard.
OMG! I just read a few of the reviews and I’m laughing so hard I’m crying! I love reading Amazon reviews. I’ve written my share of them too!
Thanks. I had tears running down reading that. I can still see the blonde kid with his finger stuck out. Hilarious!
bowl of brightly-colored Improvised Colon Explosive DevicesOuch!bowl of gelatinous bowel howitzer ammunition
Doc is a real hoot and 10K is depressed because he doesn't have a trigger finger anymore......LOL!
I laughed until I cried when I read those.
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