Skip to comments.Broward County Brings In Expert Consultant To Speed Up Ballot Count
Posted on 11/13/2018 6:53:29 PM PST by Ciaphas Cain
FLORIDABroward County, which has had trouble meeting its legal deadlines in the counting of ballots, has now brought in a consultant to speed up the recount: counting expert Count von Count.
The Count wasted no time and immediately began counting as soon as he saw the ballots. He picked up one and said, One vote for governor, eh eh eh.
After that, he picked up a second ballot and said, Two votes for governor, eh eh eh.
Next, he picked up a third ballot and said, Three votes for governor, eh eh eh.
Wow! exclaimed Broward County official Stanley Collier. Hes way faster than us!
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
I literally just read this 10 seconds ago on their site.
Count von Count. Love it!
Again, when did the Heat Miser become black?
#6. She has got to be Beetlejuice’s mother. Might get a movie of her own entitled “The Night the Votes Went MISSING in Florida”.
I’d prefer that she was singing “Jailhouse Rock” and “Folsom Prison Blues”, two good ole southern songs.
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