Posted on 12/22/2018 11:17:19 AM PST by sodpoodle
Two Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods.
All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!
He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave. The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about. 'Was the other Indian crazy or what?'
The Indian replied 'No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening.. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw in there waiting for us.
Just then they came upon another cave.
The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Immediately, there was the answer.
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' from deep inside. He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.
The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, 'Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!'
He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Like the others, he then heard an answering call, 'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!'
With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.
The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read.............. You'll like this
NAKED IRISHMAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!
Old as my grandma’s toes and twice as corny. ;-)
Two Irishmen talking, Pat and Mike:
Pat: Did you hear that Sean lost his life at the brewery the other day?
Mike: No, what happened?
Pat: Fell into a vat of beer...took him eight hours to die.
Mike: Eight hours?! Why so long?
Pat: Well, he got out twice to go to the ‘loo.
And we’ve all heard about the member of the Irish Republican army who was sent on a mission to blow up a bus.
He burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe.
LOL!!
you guys are good;)
Two Jews walk into a bar. One of them says, “Hey, what is this, a joke?”
"If you can guess how many donuts I have in this bag, I'll give you both of them."
:-P
LOL!
Sure that wasn’t a blond joke?
Sean says: "My uncle Seamus."
"What's so special about him?" asks Paddy, profoundly disappointed.
Sean says: "He owns a boat!"
LOL. Aren’t they all?
Both stories give credence to the saying that beer and whiskey were invented to keep (my fellow) Irish from ruling the earth.
Always picking on Italians and Irishmen!
LOL!
1.An American lawyer inquired, ‘Paddy, why is it that whenever you ask an Irishman a question, he answers with another question?’ ‘Who told you that?’ asked Paddy.
2.An Irish lass, a customer: ‘Could I be trying on that dress in the window?’ Shopkeeper: ‘I’d prefer that you use the dressing room.’
3.Mrs. Feeney shouted from the kitchen, ‘Is that you I hear spittin’ in the vase on the mantel piece?’ ‘No,’ said himself, ‘but I’m gettin’ closer all the time.’
4.’O’Halloran,’ asked the pharmacist, ‘did that mudpack I gave you improve your wife’s appearance?’ ‘It did surely,’ replied O’Halloran, ‘but it keeps fallin’ off.
Remember: “Everyone’s Irish on Saint Patrick’s Day!”
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