Golf - a good walk ruined by chasing a little white ball.
Golf - a good walk ruined by chasing a little white ball.
At least somebody found some amusement at a golf course, all I ever got was frustration.
If AOC’s IQ was a golf score, she’d be a pro...................
I’ve found a lot of these hard golf eggs, but never saw a live golf.
Love, Jethro
Jesus and Moses were playing golf together...
The 7th hole was a par 3 across a pond...Jesus pulled out his 8 iron and Moses said “Don’t you think you should hit your 7?”
Jesus said “I saw Arnold Palmer hit his 8 pin high here last week. If he can do it, so can I.”
Jesus promptly hit his ball into the water...As he walked across the water to get his ball, the group behind came up to the tee...
One guy looked and said “Look at that!!! Who does he think he is, Jesus Christ???”
Moses said “Nah...He knows he’s Jesus...He thinks he’s Arnold Palmer...”
If hole 9 is “behind” hole 10, then why are the last 9 holes the “back 9”?
Good Joke !
Cow Pasture Pool however is not a real ....?
Groan....
As an employee, I got to play for free. I never became good at it, and haven't played since I graduated from high school.
A. A guy will spend two hours looking for a golf ball
A woman at a golf course begins yelling, I’ve been stung by a bee!
Her golf instructor asks her where she had been stung.
Between the first and second hole, she replies.
The golf instructor tells her, Oh, your stance is too wide.
Feelthy but funny.
I had golf lessons, but literally couldn’t find the ball. Missed hitting it all the time.
Went of ophthalmologist, he tested my eyes, laughed. “You’ve never known where anything is, you are so astigmatic. One eye a baseball, one a football.”
So I watch my favorite sport on TV.
A guy walks into a doctors office with a 5 iron wrapped around his neck and 2 black eyes. “What happened to you?” asked the doctor. “Well it all started when my wife and I were golfing and by accident she hit the ball into a cow field. When we went to investigate, I saw the ball in a cow’s ass. I went and lifted the tail of the cow and that’s when I made my mistake.” The doctor looked puzzled and asked, “What mistake was that?”
“I said ‘Hey this looks like yours hun!’”
But we did better picking worms. 300 in half an hour. Penny a piece. In 1950...that was a lot of money.
And the golfers, who are laughing at me, are wearing stuff that cost way more than mine did (remember the general from Beetle Bailey golfing, wearing the most outrageous stuff?)
Holding a Titleist golf club worth more than my whole bike. And riding around on a golf cart and saying, 'I do it for the exercise'.
GOLF - Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden.
Bob and Fred were best of friends and retirees. the only time Bob was happy was just before, during , and after playing golf.
One afternoon Bob was hanging around the house and annoying his wife. Finally in frustration his wife say Bob just go call Freed and play some golf. This cheered Bob up immediately and he left the house to play golf with Fred.
Many hours later, late into the evening, Bob comes home, being his normal grumpy self. His wife asks where have you been? Didn’t you play golf with Fred?
Bob answers, yes we played golf, but Fred dropped dead of a heart attack on the 3rd tee. The wife responds Oh my that is terrible. Bob says it sure was! For the rest of the day it was hit the ball and drag Fred, hit the ball and drag Fred.