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HUMOR The DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION SCHEDULE has been released.
Yahoo News ^ | Feb 8, 2020 | Jack

Posted on 02/09/2020 8:14:26 PM PST by 11th_VA

JACK (in comment section)

The DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION SCHEDULE has been released. See below:

11:15 AM

Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention. Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.

2:30 PM

Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants.

4:00 PM

Opening Flag Burning Ceremony - Sponsored by CNN

4:15 PM

Address on "Being the Real You" Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and Caitlyn Jenner

4:30 PM

"How to Bank $200 Million as a Public Servant and Claim to be Broke" - Hillary Clinton

4:45 PM

“How to have a successful career without ever having a job, and still avoid paying taxes!” - A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson

5:00 PM

Medals of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Berghdal

5:30 PM

Invitation-only Autograph Session, Souvenir photographs of Elizabeth Warren dressed in Native American clothing

5:45 PM

Tribute to All of the 57 States - Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi, and Barack Obama

6:00 PM

General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, and on using the terminology "Alternative Shoppers" instead of "Looters"

7:30 PM

Announcement of VP Nominee - Stacy Abrams, Former Ambassador to Chris Stevens with a quick a post-motem rebuttal ...

(Excerpt) Read more at news.yahoo.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: demconvention; demschedule; frabuse; humor; notnews; parody; satire; schedule
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Not to far from reality. - lol
1 posted on 02/09/2020 8:14:26 PM PST by 11th_VA
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When do the delegates reject God from the party’s platform?


2 posted on 02/09/2020 8:19:24 PM PST by windsorknot
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Nancy Pelosi proposes a toast is missing about 6 times between the events...


3 posted on 02/09/2020 8:20:04 PM PST by Bon mots
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8:00 PM

The Swearing Out of the President.


4 posted on 02/09/2020 8:21:32 PM PST by Jeff Chandler (BLACK LIVES MAGA)
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To: windsorknot

Opening prayer. I think.


5 posted on 02/09/2020 8:22:13 PM PST by Equine1952
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6 posted on 02/09/2020 8:23:10 PM PST by null and void (The democrats just can't get over the fact that they lost an election they themselves rigged!)
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When does Ted Kennedy propose a toast?


7 posted on 02/09/2020 8:25:39 PM PST by lightman (I am a binary Trinitarian. Deal with it!)
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Hilarious !!!


8 posted on 02/09/2020 8:26:42 PM PST by 11th_VA
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When are the cage matches?


9 posted on 02/09/2020 8:30:41 PM PST by SaxxonWoods (Epstein pulled a Carradine, the bozo.)
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Hilarious !!!

Hillariass
10 posted on 02/09/2020 8:31:54 PM PST by sasquatch
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[When do the delegates reject God from the party’s platform?]

They already did.

Democratic Party embraces nonreligious voters, criticizes ‘religious liberty’ in new resolution

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/democratic-party-nonreligious-voters


11 posted on 02/09/2020 8:33:10 PM PST by stars & stripes forever (Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord. (Psalm 32:12))
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When does Ted Kennedy propose a toast?

We'll drive off that bridge when we come to it.

12 posted on 02/09/2020 8:45:38 PM PST by KarlInOhio (Democrats couldn't count a Siskel and Ebert vote, but they'll still try with those dead Chicagoans.)
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Is that for real?
ROFL!


13 posted on 02/09/2020 9:29:20 PM PST by mumblypeg
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8:30 PM
The White House “Semantics Committee” Meeting
General vote on re-branding “Muslim Terrorism” as “Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance”

That there is some world-class trolling— in the Yahoo comments, no less. All great stuff!


14 posted on 02/09/2020 9:35:07 PM PST by mumblypeg
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Don’t forget Warren’s Tranny Pow-Wow on the second night.


15 posted on 02/09/2020 9:40:19 PM PST by olesigh
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To: KarlInOhio

XLNT


16 posted on 02/09/2020 9:41:46 PM PST by olesigh
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They will need some time for riots if Sanders get the nomination stolen from him.


17 posted on 02/09/2020 10:05:13 PM PST by cgbg (The Democratic Party is morphing into the Donner Party)
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They forgot the opening booing of the boy scouts.


18 posted on 02/09/2020 10:07:05 PM PST by scottinoc
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When does Ted Kennedy propose a toast?

Right after Mary Jo Kopechne introduces him.

19 posted on 02/09/2020 10:09:30 PM PST by Ratman0823 ("Worry less about who you might offend and care more about who you might inspire" - Mike Baxter)
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L8r


20 posted on 02/09/2020 11:17:46 PM PST by preacher ( Journalism no longer reports news, they use news to shape our society.)
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