Joker Actor Joaquin Phoenix Accepts Best Actor Award at Oscars in Rambling Speech Referencing Cow Insemination and Condemning Cancel Culture

Bounding Into Comics ^ | 02/10/2020 | John F. Trent

[RummyChick]

btw, that blind item is not “solved” but the guesses are Phoenix and Mara.

It always amuses how many people end up being right about these blind items. I usually can never guess them.

the Blind guy definitely has people who feed him info. I suspect even The Palace . He just “solved” one about Markle debating going to the Oscars.

[Telepathic Intruder]

"we take her milk that’s intended for her calf and we put it in our coffee and our cereal"

Cows are domesticated animals. They've been bred to produce more milk than their calves need. That's not harming the cow; I've milked cows and they don't seem to mind it. Maybe we should just let them all go to die in the wild or something, which they would do. So would chickens. So would just about every domesticated animal.

[Zhang Fei]

[This guy is bats.]

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Actors aren’t the brightest bulbs on the Christmas tree. Neither are any number of people in trades that don’t require mental horsepower. The difference with him is that he seems to have written his own material. That’s actually kinda cool. He may not be Einstein, but this was no ghost-written speech prepped by some high-priced scribe. This is the authentic Joaquin Phoenix, warts and all. This is the one time he’s not playing a part. A fitting response to hearing this speech? Party on, dude ...

[BipolarBob]

Note to self. Don’t drink a fifth of vodka before accepting an Oscar.

[Menehune56]

He needs to step away from the bong.

[irishjuggler]

Don’t do drugs, kids.

[RummyChick]

This french fry picture is so weird. Fries aren’t good cold.
Not sure why she was dragging them into a pic unless it was suppose to be a product endorcement that failed. You cant see a logo.

[Carriage Hill]

If you moved his dinnerplate 5", he'd starve. He's truly that dumb.

[Pearls Before Swine]

This guy is bats.

He's a method actor. Maybe he stays in character for a while after the movie is done.

[Crucial]

Phoenix doesn’t really bother me. I guess because I don’t think he would want to kill me for my beliefs unlike many liberals.

[SpaceBar]

I watched Phoenix's acceptance speech. He was acting so bizarrely I kept thinking it was a put-on. I've seen people on two hits of blotter keep it together better.

[1Old Pro]

I've seen people on two hits of blotter keep it together better

LOL, now that's funny.

[A_Former_Democrat]

Can’t wait to see the trending slide in ratings while these pretenders continue to show their stupidity before millions (and dropping)

[olesigh]

2 FRIES SHORT OF A FULL ORDER.

[Delta 21]

You see why this guy relies on others to write down what he’s going to say?

[RedMonqey]

When seeking advice on how how to run a modern, industrial society, I always turn to actors for guidance.

Doesn’t everyone?

[gov_bean_ counter]

He said “queer”.

He’s done.

[olesigh]

HE WAS ON LETTERMAN LONG AGO AND JUST GAVE 1 WORD ANSWERS. SO LETTERMAN STOPPED TALKING AND THERE WAS AN UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE FOR ABOUT A MINUTE. Possibly very high.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRb_3hCa72Y

[Ciaphas Cain]

It’s Joaquin Phoenix being Joaquin Phoenix. He’s kind of like Andy Kaufman: it’s a joke only he is really in on. That’s been my take ever since his mondo bizarre appearance on David Letterman some years back.

[teeman8r]

i am glad he is all for giving Donald Trump a second chance at the presidency.

woohoo...

4 more years.