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Jill Biden To The Rescue (Satire)
5/13/20 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 05/13/2020 1:29:44 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

Jill Biden has come to the rescue for the Trump-Biden national presidential debates this Fall.

Slow Joe has been quarantined to the Biden basement because of the COVID19 virus and his inability to refrain from fondling, sniffing, and groping girls. Jill Biden will stand in for him at the debates.

To retain the Slow Joe image, Jill will crouch down behind the podium and hold up and operate the official Slow Joe Sock Puppet. CNN and other fake news outlets providing moderators for the debates will provide the debate questions and suggested answers to Jill before the debate starts.

The DNC and leading Democratic leaders have endorsed the plan and expect much better debate results with Jill fronting for Slow Joe.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Health/Medicine; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn; vanity

1 posted on 05/13/2020 1:29:44 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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2 posted on 05/13/2020 1:36:07 PM PDT by Liz (Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
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3 posted on 05/13/2020 1:40:06 PM PDT by BraveMan
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“She should be Surgeon General. She’s such a great doctor!” —Whoopie (Cushion) Goldberg


4 posted on 05/13/2020 1:47:58 PM PDT by Sans-Culotte (With every passing day, I am a little bit gladder that Romney lost in 2012.)
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Greatest debate ever. Sir Wince A Lot vs. Trump the Insult President.


5 posted on 05/13/2020 2:28:37 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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