Name two people who will never be president.
Posted on 08/16/2020 5:03:12 PM PDT by BipolarBob
WILMINGTON, DE—In a campaign speech today, presidential candidate Joe Biden, with running mate Kamala Harris at this side, debuted his hopeful new slogan. “I want to be absolutely clear,” Biden announced. “I’ll be dead in the cold, cold ground before a black woman becomes president!”
"I mean it: A black woman will become president over my dead body!"
Some thought maybe the statement was just another racist gaffe from Biden, but Dems applauded the statement, much to Biden's confusion.
The new slogan, which outlines how the U.S. would achieve the milestone of having a black woman as president if Biden was elected, received huge cheers, especially from Kamala Harris herself. “That’s right!” Biden continued shouting. “I’ll be in a coffin before we see someone like her become president!” He then pointed to Harris, who gave him a thumbs-up, eliciting more cheers.
“Not while I’m alive! Not while I’m alive!” Biden finished his speech before going into a coughing fit, which earned him a standing ovation. "Over my dead body! Over my dead body..."
Well, that’s the plan.
President of a few hours. Days at most.
Heaven forbid pal Joey wins.
Kammy thinks: “I’ll just pretend I didn’t hear that.
Jill keeps tryin’ to trap me into blurting something out.
All in good time, Joey. All in good time!”
Be careful of what you say Joe. The “fates” are listening.
Biggest DemocratFuneral ever.
BB treads ever closer to the line separating satire and reality.
No slam on BB, it is the left is a parody of itself.
I’m not a woman, but I’m almost as black as Kamala Harris is.
Name two people who will never be president.
Love the Babylon Bee! The clever, biting satire is so close to our bizarre reality these days, it’s hard to tell sometimes!
Harris’s evil heart is as black as midnight.
Kammy can make her Boyfriend Gavin Newsome VP, we would have a double dose of California politics!
Many satirical posts become reality.
Damn, got me again, TBB
Hiden’s words to the obvious.
That’s one way.
Harris says “I’m not actually black, but whatever!”
I can see a lot of “Woke” liberal folks wanting this article to be banned from Facebook and other social media outlets.
LOLOLOLOL! (Babylon Bee)
1/21/2021 Biden assumes office
2/1/2021 Biden is rushed to Walter Reed where doctors try valiantly to revive him, but in vain.
2/1/2021 Kamala Harris is sworn in on the steps of AF1 (just so redesignated from AF2).
2/11/2021 Hillary is sworn in as VEEP.
2/13/2021 The NY Times prematurely publishes President Harris’s obituary.
2/14/2021 A tearful Hillary Clinton is sworn in as President, after a tragic accident involving AF1 and a mysterious drone, 35,000 feet above Chappaqua NY.
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