What does Mars Retrograde mean for YOUR star sign? How a 'disruptive' new astrological event starting TODAY will impact your life until November 13 - and it's bad news for most

UK Daily Mail ^ | September 9, 2020 | Matilda Rudd

[C19fan]

A celebrity astrologer has revealed how signs of the zodiac will react to the next few months of Mars Retrograde, which is known for 'disrupting' energy levels.

The planet Mars is going into retrograde from September 9 until November 13, 2020, which Hollywood stargazer Nicolas Aujula laments will affect vitality, sex life and relationships, both at home and in the office.

[C19fan]

I do not believe in astrology. The reason I posted this is the modeling of the retrograde of Mars was a major issue with Earth centric views of the solar system. Johannes Kepler was able to model the retrograde based on observations by Tyco Brahe when he made the planets orbit the sun and the orbits are ellipses .

[fwdude]

My biorhythm says otherwise.

[BipolarBob]

which Hollywood stargazer Nicolas Aujula laments will affect vitality, sex life and relationships, both at home and in the office.

Dammit, not my sex life at the office!! This is hugh and series.

[cuban leaf]

Mars is so bright right now it looks like a red Jupiter.

[Track9]

Dont worry, it will all be better november 4th.

[Quality_Not_Quantity]

This is hugh and series.

Maybe not so much hugh, according to the astrologer...

[null and void]

We and the British hired astrologers in WWII, not because we or they believed in astrology, but because they told us what Hitler’s astrologer was telling him, and therefore gave us insight into his actions.

Same principle applies here. Because some people believe it will affect vitality, sex life and relationships, both at home and in the office, it will!

At least for them and those they touch...

[dakine]

I’ll raise you one Mood Ring...

[cdcdawg]

Clearly, this is all Trump’s fault. #badorangeman is responsible for all bad things due to his badness. He said “grab them by the p-word” 20 years ago or something!!! THE HORROR!!!!! You have to understand how traumatizing hearing that is to a woman who has a notch count of a few hundred. Even the stars are aligning badly because of Trump!

[Dr. Sivana]

No. It is on target. For me, at least, phrenology proves it. My solution is to spend the next couple of months in my home brew pyramid.

[Verginius Rufus]

Mars survived being occulted by the moon a few days ago so it will likely survive being forced to move in a retrograde fashion for a while. The timing is suspicious. Obviously something Trump is causing to benefit himself in the election.

/s

[Hatteras]

Mars has been pretty spectacular the last week or so. Especially the other night when it was a degree or two from the moon. Very bright

[ConservativeInPA]

Just more anti-Trumper astrologists trying to influence the outcome of an election. (sarcasm)

Only the hideously stupid believes this crap.

[livius]

Heck, the thing that’s going to affect all the fun stuff is masks and isolation and no office or social life. So maybe Mars was planning this when it went retrograde on us!

[Carpe Cerevisi]

I’ll raise you one Mood Ring...

I'll wager one pair of Earth shoes AND one Pet Rock.

[Spirit of Liberty]

I don’t know why, but as I was scrolling down I read that as ‘...bad Moon Rising’.

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

You’ll have to take the lava lamp off your desk.

[null and void]

You have a pyramid made of home brew?

[Rebelbase]

I’ve stopped consulting with the Witch of Endor.

[Mr. Jeeves]

You have to understand how traumatizing hearing that is to a woman who has a notch count of a few hundred.

Always the worst. They hate what they have done to themselves, and never miss a chance to shift the blame.