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Biden Even More Determined To Not Get COVID After Finding Out He Could Lose Sense Of Smell
Babylon Bee ^
| 10/07/2020
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 10/07/2020 1:32:10 PM PDT by BipolarBob
WILMINGTON, DE—While President Donald Trump has told people to not be afraid of the novel coronavirus after becoming infected himself, presidential candidate Joe Biden has become even more terrified of getting sick after learning of one of the symptoms of COVID-19: loss of sense of smell.
“I want airtight seals around this basement!” Biden said as he crouched in the far corner of his basement lair. “Everyone must be screened before getting within 50 feet of me! No exceptions!”
The idea of not being able to smell has shaken Biden to his core, so much so that he’s trying desperately to find a way to get out of the debates so he won't have to be near the recently sick Trump. “Just tell them I now agree with Trump on everything so there’s nothing to debate,” Biden said.
“If I can’t smell, I don’t know what I’ll do,” Biden told reporters as he stood behind plexiglass. “I’d sneak up behind people and... what? I’d have nothing left to live for.”
“What about being president and saving this country?” prompted a staffer in a full biohazard suit.
Biden shook his head. “Nothing left to live for.”
TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor
KEYWORDS: basementman; bidenmentia
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This man is obsessed. Just say NO to Biden.
To: BipolarBob
I'm so glad I wasn't drinking coffee...
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posted on
10/07/2020 1:32:53 PM PDT
by
kiryandil
(Chris Wallace: Because someone has to drive the Clown Car)
To: BipolarBob
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posted on
10/07/2020 1:33:09 PM PDT
by
Gene Eric
(Don't be a statist!)
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posted on
10/07/2020 1:33:17 PM PDT
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kiryandil
(Chris Wallace: Because someone has to drive the Clown Car)
To: Gene Eric
Joltin’ Joe is whistling past the basement...
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posted on
10/07/2020 1:34:13 PM PDT
by
kiryandil
(Chris Wallace: Because someone has to drive the Clown Car)
To: BipolarBob
How would he smell young girls hair?
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posted on
10/07/2020 1:34:36 PM PDT
by
tennmountainman
(TThe Liberals Are Baby Killers)
To: BipolarBob
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posted on
10/07/2020 1:35:04 PM PDT
by
1Old Pro
(FILL THE SEAT)
To: kiryandil
“..I’m so glad I wasn’t drinking coffee...”
+1
LMAO
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posted on
10/07/2020 1:35:33 PM PDT
by
lgjhn23
(Libs are a virus.....the DemoVirus!!)
To: BipolarBob
The Bee out with more Pulitzer Prize stories !!
Eat your heart out CNN
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posted on
10/07/2020 1:36:16 PM PDT
by
eyeamok
To: BipolarBob
Heeee Heeee
No rolling on the floor, but Heee Heee Heee.
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posted on
10/07/2020 1:40:20 PM PDT
by
Scrambler Bob
(This is not /s. It is just as viable as any MSM 'information', maybe more so!)
To: BipolarBob
The Bee always has the spice.
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posted on
10/07/2020 1:40:47 PM PDT
by
Trillian
To: BipolarBob
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posted on
10/07/2020 1:42:38 PM PDT
by
PGR88
To: BipolarBob
ⅎⅎnʇS ʎuunᖵ
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posted on
10/07/2020 1:43:23 PM PDT
by
Bob434
To: BipolarBob
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posted on
10/07/2020 1:45:41 PM PDT
by
FreedBird
(B)
To: BipolarBob
From Oct 4tth:
To: gov_bean_ counter Biden will be devastated he loses his sense of smell...
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posted on
10/07/2020 1:46:19 PM PDT
by
gov_bean_ counter
(In this circus called the Democrat Party, Biden is the monkey and Harris is the organ grinder...)
To: BipolarBob
Goodness - The Bee is hilarious! Thanks for posting.
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posted on
10/07/2020 2:04:43 PM PDT
by
week 71
To: Gene Eric
The Babylon Bee is a jewel.
To: BipolarBob
Slo-Jo taking Corona virus test for loss of smell...
It's a 11 year old girl...no wait...it's a lying dog faced pony soldier....no, the smell of cabbage and urine reminds me, reminds me of...it's Hillary!
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posted on
10/07/2020 2:12:24 PM PDT
by
Covenantor
(We are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who can not govern. " Chesterton)
To: BipolarBob
My first laugh today. Thank you Babylon Bee.
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posted on
10/07/2020 3:25:24 PM PDT
by
TChad
To: TChad
We all need a laugh every now and then.
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posted on
10/07/2020 4:47:17 PM PDT
by
BipolarBob
(This mask is as useless as my governor.)
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