Posted on 12/20/2020 9:29:32 PM PST by llevrok
Three military pilots died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
Saint Peter said, 'In honor of this holy season, you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The Navy pilot thumbed through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle,’ he said. Saint Peter said, 'It did make light; you may pass through the pearly gates.'
The Air Force pilot reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.' Saint Peter said, 'They had a ring to them; you may pass through the pearly gates.’
The Army helicopter pilot started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?!!!' The pilot replied, 'These are Carols.'
And so, my friends, the Christmas Season Begins...
Carol’s
We’ll, the helo pilot improvised and adapted, but the story doesn’t tell us if he overcame.
Com’on St. Pete, mercy!
LOL!
No Marine Corps pilots. Marines automatically get in. “If you ever get to Heaven’s gate, you will find the streets are guarded by US Marines.”
Amen brother. Love this.
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