Posted on 03/20/2021 2:02:03 PM PDT by BipolarBob
MOSCOW—Vladimir Putin has challenged Joe Biden to a contest of wits, strength, and cunning: a stair-ascending contest. The winner of the contest will gain control of the other country.
"Stair-ascending contest, me and you, right now, let's go," said Putin as he met with the American president. "He who wins become supreme glorious leader forever of other puny weak man." Biden agreed to the contest, though it wasn't clear he knew who this man was or where they were.
"3... 2... 1... climb!" shouted the referee before firing off a pistol. Biden got off to a rocky start as he was startled by the gunshot and scurried off in the wrong direction. Putin, meanwhile, just walked up the stairs. Biden started gaining on him as his handlers corralled him and pointed him in the right direction, but he kept falling over and tumbling down the stairs.
It all looked good for Russia until Putin had to stop a few times to sign execution papers for journalists who criticized him, squandering his lead.
Finally, Biden jumped in a stair lift and started to close the gap, but it was too little, too late, and Putin emerged at the top of the 30-step staircase victorious.
Well, thanks to Biden losing the stair contest, we are now part of Russia. We also just want to say that Vladimir Putin is one fine fellow and a fantastic man, and he deserved to win and we welcome him as our new leader for life.
Just want to make sure you know that the Bee is a satire site... Biden tripping up the stairs is just the latest in a series of gaffes. The left doesn’t care how we look. They WANT us to appear aloof. They hate America.
I have noticed that Biden has not challenged Putin to either a push-up contest on a “contest” of IQs. Those are the primary challenges that the nit-wit Biden issues but never actually participates in.
Just when I think they can’t get any better!
OMG Too funny
I think that, due to dementia,
Joe will have to step down.
And his fall
from power
will be worse than his ascent.
That was fantastic. CNN is probably double fact checking it.
BipolarBobylonBee. : )
>>”Well, thanks to Biden losing the stair contest, we are now part of Russia. We also just want to say that Vladimir Putin is one fine fellow and a fantastic man, and he deserved to win and we welcome him as our new leader for life.”<<
God, I LOVE BB!
Please stop bashing Biden. He reigns supreme as the dumbest Fokker ever to be US president and Gerald Ford was no ballerina.
Sorry to offend any 14 year olds.
Biden wasn’t worthy to shine Ford’s shoes.
-Ford played multiple positions for a University of Michigan football team that won back-to-back national championships.
- Ford was their star player his senior year, and his teammates voted him MVP.
Well I bet he can’t dance better than Putin in them either. I guess Biden could challenge Putin to a break dance concert or a twister game.
Just reading the title me me snort.
Who are those guys?
see post #19
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