Posted on 05/03/2021 7:04:40 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
WHIPPANY, NJ—Bayer AG, the multinational pharmaceutical corporation, has announced a brand new line of trans-friendly Flintstones vitamins laced with puberty-blocking hormones. To help normalize early childhood transition, the vitamins will be on sale over the counter without restriction.
"Yes, zis seems all very ethical," said Bayer CEO Hans Von Himmler while stroking his pet cat-pig hybrid. "Ve simply give ze little girl-child ze hormones, and then ze beard grows. Ve always on ze right side of history."
Flintstones vitamins' new girl-to-boy chewables will be made of anabolic steroids with vitamins and delicious fruit flavors added in. The vitamins will be completely organic and hormone-free-- except, of course, for the synthetic hormones which are the active ingredient.
Some politicians expressed alarm at the thought of giving synthetic hormones to young children, but they quickly fell silent after Bayer threatened to pull campaign donations and business from their states.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Better living through chemistry.
DANG!
By the way, there is a “woke” version of the Flintstones coming to a theater near you.
That…may be unwise satire.
I have words about this, but I cannot put them on this family friendly forum.
“Oooh, these kids play around early - now they have birth control pills shaped like Fred Flintstone”
- Rodney Dangerfield
The Bee got me!
I’m glad it’s the Babylon Bee, because it isn’t beyond the pale of liberalism to do this.
Babylon Bee
One day it may not be fictitious
To a liberal, he would take it as a suggestion.
It would have to dig pretty deep to do that.
It gets more difficult with each week, doesn’t it?
Today’s satire is tomorrow’s lunacy.
This is a great satire by the Bee, I love the german accent of the CEO, nice touch
Has Politifact checked this yet?
It probably is.
I think it’s a TV series. And they are making it “adult”, not just “woke”, because nothing can be good, clean fun for the whole family anymore. Gotta make it a bit offensive. Ugh.
Das cray see.
The Bee REALLY needs to stop giving Socialist Democrats new ideas!
And many conservatives would boycott the product on that headline alone.
Today the Bee, tomorrow the New York Times..
I was musing re Jenner coming out against biological
males competing against females in sports.
The argument was framed correctly as a fairness issue.
Of course the wokeverse roasted Jenner for this heresy.
I’m coming to the conclusion that what is planned is to
crowd girls out of sports since they lack exposure to
testosterone and thus are out-classed.
Medicating with testosterone will be their only recourse to compete in sports.
A few years back an insane plan was hatched to make
testosterone patches available to women to boost libido
as well as other effects.
I lobbied heavily against this nonsense... it is
inconceivable that such stupidity was entertained as
a good idea :-/
In the Bush years they made testosterone a controlled substance.
The idea was to protect youth from feeling pressure to use
T to improve sports stamina...
The notion of biological males competing in girls sports
is so obviously unfair that it is conceivable, given our mad
woke culture that they are attempting to make it acceptable
for girls to take T so they can compete against trans-girls.
Booo-Hisss
Beam me up!
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