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Rittenhouse, Sandmann Agree To Share Joint Custody Of CNN
Babylon Bee ^
| 11/19/21
Posted on 11/19/2021 1:25:39 PM PST by Pollard
ATLANTA, GA—With Rittenhouse found "not guilty", media outlets across the country are preparing for costly defamation lawsuits after a year of calling him a white supremacist.
With CNN already half-owned by Nick Sandmann, the famous fake news organization will soon be giving the other half of its ownership over to Kyle Rittenhouse. The two have agreed to share joint custody.
"We would like to announce that our clients have come to an agreement to share custody of CNN," said Sandman and Rittenhouse's legal teams. "Sandmann will have custody on weekdays, with custody transferring over to Rittenhouse on holidays and weekends."
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; illinois; kenosha; kylerittenhouse; wisconsin
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posted on
11/19/2021 1:25:39 PM PST
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Pollard
To: Army Air Corps; CondoleezzaProtege; Yaelle
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posted on
11/19/2021 1:26:15 PM PST
by
KC_Lion
To: Pollard
To: Pollard
I was disappointed when Sandmann wasn’t granted controlling ownership of CNN and Washington Post. His settlement fell short.
To: Pollard
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posted on
11/19/2021 1:27:34 PM PST
by
BipolarBob
(I thought growing old would take longer.)
To: Pollard
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posted on
11/19/2021 1:27:38 PM PST
by
mewzilla
(Those aren't masks. They're muzzles. )
To: Pollard
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posted on
11/19/2021 1:27:44 PM PST
by
Jamestown1630
("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
To: Pollard
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posted on
11/19/2021 1:27:50 PM PST
by
Conserv
( )
To: mewzilla
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posted on
11/19/2021 1:28:09 PM PST
by
mewzilla
(Those aren't masks. They're muzzles. )
To: Republicanprofessor
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posted on
11/19/2021 1:28:56 PM PST
by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: Pollard
I would love to share a few bottles of wine with the folks from the Bee. We share the same sense of humor
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posted on
11/19/2021 1:31:33 PM PST
by
FatherofFive
(We support Trump. Not the GOP)
To: Pollard
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posted on
11/19/2021 1:32:33 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(They would have abandon leftism to achieve sanity. Freeper Olog-hai)
To: Pollard
What’s the net worth of a turd. Thanks Bee!
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posted on
11/19/2021 1:33:07 PM PST
by
Huskrrrr
(Alinsky, you magnificent Bastard, I read your book!)
To: Pollard
BB - you owe me a new keyboard. Coffee all over the place.
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posted on
11/19/2021 1:33:28 PM PST
by
Apparatchik
(If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away - Jim Ignatowski)
To: Pollard
BB - you owe me a new keyboard. Coffee all over the place.
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posted on
11/19/2021 1:34:17 PM PST
by
Apparatchik
(If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away - Jim Ignatowski)
To: Pollard
MSNBC should pay support, alimony and forfeit half their stuff (at least)!
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posted on
11/19/2021 1:35:07 PM PST
by
outofsalt
(If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches anything.)
I thought the bee was supposed to be satire.
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posted on
11/19/2021 1:37:47 PM PST
by
dsrtsage
( Complexity is just simple lacking imaginationd)
To: outofsalt
The Judge in the trial agreed and banned MSNBC from the remainder of the trial.
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posted on
11/19/2021 1:38:19 PM PST
by
Texas Fossil
((Texas is not where you were born, but a Free State of Heart, Mind & Attitude!))
To: Pollard
satire today.
fact tomorrow.
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posted on
11/19/2021 1:39:48 PM PST
by
cableguymn
(We need a redneck in the white house.... But the fact checkers said theintjey did story was false!)
To: Pollard
LOL. CNN is not the only Network that will be sued. Bleed em dry Kyle.
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posted on
11/19/2021 1:40:18 PM PST
by
tennmountainman
( Less Lindell CONS, More AZ Style Audits)
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