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Rittenhouse, Sandmann Agree To Share Joint Custody Of CNN
Babylon Bee ^
| 11/19/21
Posted on 11/19/2021 1:25:39 PM PST by Pollard
ATLANTA, GA—With Rittenhouse found "not guilty", media outlets across the country are preparing for costly defamation lawsuits after a year of calling him a white supremacist.
With CNN already half-owned by Nick Sandmann, the famous fake news organization will soon be giving the other half of its ownership over to Kyle Rittenhouse. The two have agreed to share joint custody.
"We would like to announce that our clients have come to an agreement to share custody of CNN," said Sandman and Rittenhouse's legal teams. "Sandmann will have custody on weekdays, with custody transferring over to Rittenhouse on holidays and weekends."
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; illinois; kenosha; kylerittenhouse; wisconsin
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To: Pollard
To: tennmountainman
Biden himself needs to be on that list....AT THE TOP
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posted on
11/19/2021 1:42:05 PM PST
by
V_TWIN
To: Pollard
To: cableguymn
The term they like to use is Prophecy Fulfilled! In an echoey boomy voice. :)
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posted on
11/19/2021 1:49:51 PM PST
by
xp38
To: Pollard
I’m wondering if Lauren Bobert will call him to offer a job on her staff.
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posted on
11/19/2021 2:01:11 PM PST
by
RandallFlagg
("Okay. As long as the paperwork is clean, you boys can do what you like out there." -Fifi)
To: Pollard
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posted on
11/19/2021 2:07:39 PM PST
by
DannyTN
To: Pollard
Joking aside, Kyle has a much greater case than Nick only in the sense that he suffered immensely more severe harm in that he was put in jeopardy of his freedom and, given the state of prisons today, most certainly his life.
I can't wait till the subpoenas, depositions and injunctions fly. My only concern is that with the supply chain issues, there might not be enough popcorn available at the Farmer Market.
To: Pollard
Just when you think the Babylon Bee could get any better.
Good thing for Rittenhouse that the Washington post is owned by Jeff Bezos. If Bezos is called as a witness in a defamation case, he will pay many millions to settle the case; at least $250 millions.
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posted on
11/19/2021 2:50:05 PM PST
by
WASCWatch
( WASC)
To: WashingtonSource
If only this comes true, we will be able to look forward eventually that the other DINOSAUR MEDIA freaks will come to the same fate.
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posted on
11/19/2021 3:00:15 PM PST
by
AFPhys
((Liberalism is what Smart looks like to Stupid people - ® - Mia of KC. Rush - 1:50-8/21/15))
To: Pollard
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posted on
11/19/2021 3:07:01 PM PST
by
V_TWIN
To: Pollard
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posted on
11/19/2021 3:11:26 PM PST
by
BozoTexino
(RIP GOP)
To: V_TWIN
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posted on
11/19/2021 3:46:49 PM PST
by
SgtHooper
(If you remember the 60's, YOU WEREN'T THERE!)
To: Pollard
To: Pollard
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posted on
11/19/2021 4:37:01 PM PST
by
fatima
(Free Hugs Today :))
To: Pollard
haha that headline made me literally laugh out loud!
To: Pollard
BB is on fire today!! That was a genuine LMAO!
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posted on
11/19/2021 5:45:45 PM PST
by
Albion Wilde
(Freedom is a road seldom traveled by the multitude. --Frederick Douglass)
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