Posted on 12/04/2021 2:15:49 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
TALLAHASSEE, FL —Florida Governor Ron DeSantis stirred up controversy this week after he proposed allocating state funds to grow his own personal army of Uruk-Hai orc warriors.
"Frankly, the federal government is terrible at everything, including the Army, which has been taken over by wimpy-dimpy pink-haired SJWs," said DeSantis. "It's time for Florida to breed its own Uruk-Hai force."
DeSantis touted the many uses of a personal Uruk-Hai army, such as helping with hurricane relief, monitoring the polls on election day, and making sure public schools aren't making kids wear masks.
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" screamed every CNN anchor while breaking the story and running in circles with their hair on fire.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Wish it was true...
Is this a decent into Q-dumb?
They’re definitely going to be looking to eating the legs of hobbits once they see the current price of various meats at the grocery store.
Hobbitses yum
I hear he is also building his own personal Death Star”.
Uruk-Hai . . . I like it!
Thanks for posting it. Needed a chuckle today after the Christmas tree I was trying to put up went full commie, and brazenly fell on me. Scotch Pine needles are not fun. :-)
“Florida orc” headlines to dominate the future
Gov. Desantis decided, because of Brandon and his deep state tyranny, has established his own toun toun makoot.
He has many Haitians lined up for duty.
5.56mm
I like the part about the CNN anchors screaming while running in circles with their hair on fire. :)
I’m guessing it’s not that far from the truth. FL Democrats were complaining that DeSantis was establishing his own secret police force.
Looks like meat’s back on the menu boys!
It’s about time!
An imaginary picture you can live with. 😌
First thing I thought of. Heh heh.
I have heard / read that what DeSantis is talking about has already been done in 23 other states including the deep blue states of New York and California. This appears to be more “the sky is falling” rhetoric.
DeSaurontis the Red! One ring to bind them.
DeSantis is the only GOP Governor with any street creds.
The other 30 plus GOP Governors are RINO’s.
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