Uri Geller: I can find the Ark of the Covenant

Israel Hayom ^ | 1/10/22 | Damian Pachter

[Roman_War_Criminal]

Israeli mentalist intends to reveal the location of the Ark of the Covenant, Britain's Daily Star tabloid reports.

The Star ran the latest Geller intrigue as its Sunday cover story under the headline "Uri Geller and the Temple of Spoons."

According to the Star, Geller posted on Twitter that he knew where the Ark was and when he released the information, it would be "an earth shattering historical tsunami and an archeological and a theological earthquake."

[Roman_War_Criminal]

[Skywise]

It’s not something that’s meant to be found, Indy.

[brownsfan]

Israeli mental case?

[EvilCapitalist]

Just don’t open it.

[Reily]

I guess the spoon bending gig not bringing in the coin like it used to!

[dfwgator]

Here it is!

[rdl6989]

it would be “an earth shattering historical tsunami and an archeological and a theological earthquake.”

That’s a little much.

[jjotto]

And it will only cost $5 million and a prime time TV slot.

Geraldo’s cousin?

[MAGA2017]

Wow. This guy still around bending spoons?

[LibertyWoman]

What is a mentalist?

[E. Pluribus Unum]

https://pranksters.com/uri-geller/

[Magnum44]

I think they stare at goats...or something...

[Rurudyne]

It’s someplace it will never be found: Red Cross’ 9/11 disaster relief warehouse.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

If he does find it, can he make sure Nancy Pelosi stands in front on it with her eyes open when he takes off the lid?

[lee martell]

Uri still thinks ‘Big’. In some ways he reminds me of that late textile artist named Cristo. Cristo was famous for literally wrapping large portions of city landmarks up in fabric.
Why? Who cares? The point was to get everybody talking about you.

Uri was close friends with Michael Jackson.
It was Uri who introduced Michael to TV reporter Martin Bashir. That lead to a disasterous interview for Mike, who provided way too much information about his ‘down time’ habits.

[VAFreedom]

The Ethiopian Orthodox Tewahedo Church claims to possess the Ark of the Covenant in Axum already.

[LibertyWoman]

lol!

[Leaning Right]

> Israeli mental case? <

No, Geller is quite sane. He’s just a clever fraudster who hopes to gain a bit of publicity - and any money that might go along with that.

[sanjuanbob]

How does he bend the spoons…or convince us that he’s bending the spoons? Inquiring minds need to know.

[unread]

But, I thought Geraldo had already found it...or, something of that nature..