Posted on 03/01/2022 7:54:31 PM PST by millenial4freedom
After watching tonight's SOTU, I'm optimistic about America with Biden leading our country. Here is my reasoning:
1) Our roads and infrastructure is outdated. Our highways are racist and sexist and need to be fixed. Plus, I don't like potholes. My beloved Biden wants to re-build them.
2) Vladimir Putin seems mean and evil. He invaded Ukraine. My beloved Biden said that Putin needs to be held accountable. I know this will frighten Putin.
3) Inflation is ravaging our country. My beloved Biden wants to lower the costs of everything. He said childcare is too expensive. I agree. He said insulin is too expensive. I agree. Why do pharmaceutical companies need to make so much money anyway? Just cut the CEO's pay and reduce the price of drugs.
4) My black brothers and sisters are prevented from voting. The mean Republicans don't want them to vote because they vote Democrat. That's why we should pass the Freedom to Vote Act. My beloved Biden wants to pass this.
5) We will need a new Supreme Court Justice. Thankfully, my beloved Biden did not nominate a privileged white male to secede Justice Breyer. He chose a black womyn. I hope this nominee discriminates against privileged white men since they make the most money.
6) Transgender Americans deserve rights as well. Even though I was born a male, there are days I feel like a female and feel like I have lady parts. Luckily, my beloved Biden is convinced I should have the freedom to enter the ladies room in the above scenario. It sounds like my beloved Biden values freedom more so than the Republicans.
Thank you, my Beloved Biden. God Bless America and may pain be inflicted on the hetero white male.
Don't worry, this is SATIRE!
I see your day time job is editorial writer for either the Washington Post or the New York Times.
No, it isn’t.
I suppose this is farce/satire, etc
I’m just not in the mood
lol
Satire fail.
😆😄😂
(Don’t worry, this is SATIRE!)
The poster must be chewing CBD gummies by the bottle, ya think?
2/26/19. You know nothing about anything—especially your post.
Sod off Poseur.
rough crowd....
Jimbo too?
I support Joe Biden’s hands on approach to children’s issues......
that’s sarcasm.
Hard to believe Joe’s lies. His speech was the same old, same old.
Its called a joke son.
Not only was your comment counterproductive, it was imbecilic. You put your little sarcasm tag "Don't worry, this is SATIRE!" at the end after five paragraphs where most people won't even read it.
Pathetic.
Well done! Thanks for the lol.
You should post this at DU and Huffypuffypost just to make their heads explode.
Wuh?….Huh?…..(insert snorting laughter here)
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