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Soft On Sex Crime Supreme Court Nominee Feeling Pretty Confident As She's Being Questioned By Roomful Of Perverts
babylonbee.com ^ | 3/22/2022 | babylonbee.com

Posted on 03/22/2022 10:01:27 AM PDT by bitt

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson started her Senate confirmation hearings today.

She has become known as a judge with a history of giving light sentences to sex offenders and pedophiles, but she's not too worried as she's being questioned by a roomful of sex offenders and pedophiles.

"Thank you for being here, and thank you for the light sentence you gave me last year," said 371-year-old Senator and prolific sex offender Dick Durban. "We know you'll be a great addition to the Supreme Court."

"Welp! I think we've seen enough! You're in!" he said, slamming his notebook shut.

"Me too!" said Lindsey Graham.

All the other sex offenders in attendance nodded their agreement, many saying Ketanji Brown Jackson was the most brilliant nominee they had ever seen.

In preparation for her ascension to the bench, she is currently reading some books on what a "Constitution" is.

This woman is an angry feminist -- but she's quickly changing her tune as World War 3 starts and she faces the possibility of getting drafted.


TOPICS: Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; ketanjibrownjackson; paulryan; satire; scotus; thebabylonbee; wisconsin

1 posted on 03/22/2022 10:01:27 AM PDT by bitt
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2 posted on 03/22/2022 10:01:49 AM PDT by bitt ( <img src=' 'width=50%> )
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To: bitt

How many Epstein island pedophiles have been arrested so far?


3 posted on 03/22/2022 10:03:56 AM PDT by Track9 (Agamemnon came home to a HRC type party. )
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To: bitt

An angry Bee is not going to turn out well for the establishment.


4 posted on 03/22/2022 10:08:46 AM PDT by blackdog (Today's "disinformation" most often turns out to be tomorrow's facts. )
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To: blackdog

I would never want to be on the bad side of The Bee. The public roasting you would get would be brutal.


5 posted on 03/22/2022 10:16:54 AM PDT by BBQToadRibs2
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To: blackdog

I know this is the Bee, but I’ve been watching the hearing and am not impressed with Brown-Jackson.

She seems very plodding and hesitant and not very deep, either in terms of knowledge or real conviction about anything.


6 posted on 03/22/2022 10:17:45 AM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: Jamestown1630
She seems very plodding and hesitant and not very deep, either in terms of knowledge or real conviction about anything.

She is there to vote, not think.

7 posted on 03/22/2022 10:25:07 AM PDT by FatherofFive (We support Trump. Not the GOP)
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To: bitt

I fail to see the satire.


8 posted on 03/22/2022 10:25:17 AM PDT by Seruzawa ("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
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To: bitt

Talk about Truth out of humor:-)


9 posted on 03/22/2022 10:27:08 AM PDT by Harpotoo (Being a socialist is a lot easier than having to WORK like the rest of US:-))
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To: Seruzawa

This is the problem the Bee faces…it’s reporting is actually more truthful than anything else in the media.


10 posted on 03/22/2022 10:27:26 AM PDT by Scott from the Left Coast (Defund Politicians )
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To: Jamestown1630

All of those are prerequisites for Deep State hires.


11 posted on 03/22/2022 10:28:37 AM PDT by mewzilla (We need to repeal RCV wherever it's in use and go back to dumb voting machines.)
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To: bitt

She probably has former Subway spokesperson Jared’s support.


12 posted on 03/22/2022 10:35:31 AM PDT by Sans-Culotte (11/3-11/4/2020 - The USA became a banana republic.)
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To: bitt

Didn’t she rape someone at a party 30 years ago? No one can seem to quite remember, but I’m sure the pain is still real.


13 posted on 03/22/2022 11:14:15 AM PDT by oldplayer
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To: bitt

So

True


14 posted on 03/22/2022 11:20:11 AM PDT by BenLurkin ((The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.))
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To: bitt

It is no surprise whatsoever that any democRAT might be ‘soft’ on child abuse. The democRAT legislators in Kalifornia once debated just how many individual photos of child porn could be considered ‘legal’ to have on a computer.

Disgusting does not begin to describe these creepozoids.


15 posted on 03/22/2022 7:00:39 PM PDT by Ronaldus Magnus III (Do, or do not, there is no try. )
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To: Jamestown1630

you have to watch Tucker’s segment on her tonight - funny!!!

but sad - because he highlights how shallow she seems..


16 posted on 03/22/2022 7:07:21 PM PDT by bitt ( <img src=' 'width=50%> )
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