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Biden Abolishes Office Of President And Names Self Supreme Führer
Babylon Bee ^
| September 2, 2022
| Staff
Posted on 09/03/2022 10:20:56 AM PDT by Twotone
BERLIN — During his speech last night, Biden abolished the office of the president and named himself Supreme Führer. "It is with great reluctance that I have agreed to accept this new authority I have given myself," said the benevolent ruler. "I love democracy. Once this crisis has abated, I will lay down the powers I have given myself. No, I'm serious. Think about it. Not a joke!" Political dissidents were then rounded up and imprisoned in order to save democracy. The whereabouts of Senator Ted Cruz are currently unknown.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; biden; fuhrer; humor; kingpuppet; kingpuppetthefirst; pedohitler
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posted on
09/03/2022 10:20:56 AM PDT
by
Twotone
To: Twotone
wait…. what?
When did the Bee abandon satire?
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posted on
09/03/2022 10:25:21 AM PDT
by
metmom
(...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith…)
To: Twotone
I prefer Generalissimo.
-PJ
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posted on
09/03/2022 10:25:53 AM PDT
by
Political Junkie Too
( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
To: Twotone
The Bee is always great. However, Biden is probably more like von Hindenburg. So who would you guess to be the rising Fuhrer?
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posted on
09/03/2022 10:25:56 AM PDT
by
I-ambush
(We watched the moment of defeat, played back over on the video screen. )
To: metmom
I prefer Generalissimo.
It resonates better with the illegals.
-PJ
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posted on
09/03/2022 10:26:52 AM PDT
by
Political Junkie Too
( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
To: Twotone
Ficken sie, Scheiße gefüllt Fuhrer!
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posted on
09/03/2022 10:28:42 AM PDT
by
I want the USA back
(Damn it! We need Trump! America First! Bring America back! We're being governed by fascists.)
To: Political Junkie Too
From Fawlty Towers:
Delivery Man (to Manuel): “Where’s the real boss? The generalissimo.”
Manuel: “In Madrid!”
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posted on
09/03/2022 10:29:35 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: Twotone
Babylon Bee, I know ... but FJB pretty much unveiled the Fourth Reich with his “Red Sermon” as it’s being called. For real ... not a Bee joke.
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posted on
09/03/2022 10:36:59 AM PDT
by
Qiviut
(The unvaccinated, the chosen of the invisible ark .... (author unknown))
To: Twotone
9
posted on
09/03/2022 10:39:33 AM PDT
by
MtnClimber
(For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
To: Qiviut
The DUmmies are about peeing themselves with excitement over this most presidential speech since FDR.
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posted on
09/03/2022 10:43:30 AM PDT
by
metmom
(...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith…)
To: Twotone
Biden Abolishes Office Of President And Names Self Supreme Führer, Millennials
gens X,Y, Z, LTBGQ yawn and go back to playing on their phones.
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posted on
09/03/2022 10:45:39 AM PDT
by
PIF
(They came for me and mine ... now its your turn)
To: metmom; All
“The whereabouts of Senator Ted Cruz are currently unknown.”
LOL! I was a ‘Cruzer’ before I became a ‘Trumpster.’ Then I morphed into a ‘Deplorable.’ Now I am flat-out DANGEROUS TO DEMOCRACY!
And I’m good with it. :)
FJB! Desperately hoping this is his Swan Song. We can survive Harris; she’s SUCH a dolt.
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posted on
09/03/2022 10:45:47 AM PDT
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
To: Political Junkie Too; All
"I prefer Generalissimo."
Looks like they finally filled Francisco Franco's Job Opening!
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posted on
09/03/2022 10:49:22 AM PDT
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
To: Diana in Wisconsin
Dead, just like Chevy Chase’s career.
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posted on
09/03/2022 10:49:48 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: Twotone
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posted on
09/03/2022 10:50:33 AM PDT
by
Howie66
(Let's Go Brandon!!)
To: I-ambush
So who would you guess to be the rising Fuhrer? Somebody insane! Gotta be Adam “Pencil Neck” Schiff!
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posted on
09/03/2022 10:53:05 AM PDT
by
immadashell
(Save Innocent Lives: Ban Gun Free Zones)
To: MtnClimber
The final solution to the MAGA problem.
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posted on
09/03/2022 10:58:55 AM PDT
by
FiddlePig
(The greatest threat to our sacred liberty is to not value it!””)
To: Twotone
It’s hard to write satire about a guy who thinks that a 9mm bullet will blow the lungs right out of a human body and that an AR bullet goes five times as fast as any other. Some of us are wondering if Joe’s persistent references to F-15’s mean that he thinks they’re assault rifles. Parody that.
To: Billthedrill
Satire becomes real life faster than you can write it. It was true when Rush was the satirist in chief. It continues to be true.
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posted on
09/03/2022 11:03:59 AM PDT
by
ToxicMasculinity
("Free country"? Good morning, Rip.)
To: Political Junkie Too
I prefer “God emperor RedMonqey”
Bow down before me and despair!
(Hey, we all have our fantasies)
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