Posted on 09/16/2022 7:29:31 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
MARTHA'S VINEYARD, MA — In the wake of the arrival of scores of migrants on the island, Barack & Michelle Obama gave orders to their staff to immediately begin construction of new cages to house the influx of foreign nationals at their luxurious Matha's Vineyard estate.
"It's a tried and true method that we've had success with in the past," President Obama was overheard telling the construction crew. "We want to make these incoming migrants feel just as welcome as the hundreds of thousands of migrants crossing the southern border, which means they will be kept in cages built by me, obviously."
Though the wealthy Martha's Vineyard population seemed troubled to suddenly have to deal with the type of problems normally reserved for the common folk of the United States, the Obamas welcomed the opportunity to have more cheap labor around their palatial grounds. "It's so hard to find good help these days," Michelle Obama sighed during her morning inspection of the landscaping. "Having a regular influx of house servants may actually work in our favor."
Some of the Obama staff privately expressed security concerns about the incoming migrants, but the former president put them at ease by reminding them that he can order a deadly drone strike at any moment.
At publishing time, other Martha's Vineyard residents who heard about the construction of the cages were already raising questions about potential human rights violations and preemptively placing the blame for the cages squarely on the shoulders of Donald Trump.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
I am looking forward to “sympathy caravans” of homeless, drug abusing and mentally ill going to Martha’s Vineyard, and not being cooperative at all when they try to give them the bum’s rush.
They could even be paid for labor like dropping used syringes and condoms on the beaches, public urination and defecation, and hanging out by playgrounds.
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LOL
The title alone made me laugh so hard I think I strained my larynx.
The Bee is savagely funny!
This should work out well as long as the Obamas share the migrant labor with their rich neighbors.
Kind of hard the get a caravan over the 40 miles of open water. Maybe a few hundred landing from an LST - every day.
LMAO!
Obozo is two faced.
ROFL!!
The best thing about the cages is that the media can blame them on Trump.
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