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Who Is The Antichrist? 10 Most Likely Candidates (The Bee)
Babylonbee ^ | 3-20-24 | Babylonbee

Posted on 03/24/2024 6:49:53 PM PDT by dynachrome

The increasing unrest around the globe has many people thinking the end of the world is imminent, which means the antichrist is getting ready to take the stage. But who will it be? It's a question that has fascinated theologians for thousands of years. Thankfully, with the proper amount of investigation, the list of potentials can be narrowed down.

The Babylon Bee has compiled the following list of the ten most likely candidates:

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: antichrist; babylonbee; humor; satire
I chose #9

"The Inventor Of One-Ply Toilet Paper: He wants all of us to experience the suffering of Job. Just like Satan."

1 posted on 03/24/2024 6:49:53 PM PDT by dynachrome
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To: dynachrome

Going by the amount of Christians this guy managed to kill he is the most obvious choice for the Anti-Christ.

2 posted on 03/24/2024 6:54:54 PM PDT by Nateman (If the Pedo Profit Mad Moe (pig pee upon him!) was not the Antichrist then he comes in second.)
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To: Nateman

Yup.


3 posted on 03/24/2024 7:02:23 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Pets are no substitute for children)
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To: Nateman

“The” anti-Christ is an anti-biblical invention. The bible says there are many anti-Christs, even in the world at the time it was written. Mohammaed is an anti-Christ, for sure, but there are many. Even as a Catholic, I believe that for some people, even a saintly Pope can be an anti-Christ, if they twist and misuse his teachings. For others, Donald Trump can be an anti-Christ. Or Martin Luther.


4 posted on 03/24/2024 7:14:09 PM PDT by dangus
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To: dynachrome

There are 2 beasts.The first one comes from the Sea, I think this means the Nations. The second beast, the faulse prophet comes out of the Earth, and I belive that means Israel.


5 posted on 03/24/2024 7:15:43 PM PDT by cowboyusa (AT THIS POINT, I'M WARMING TO AN AMERICAN PINOCHETE. )
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To: dynachrome

I’m figuring either Caillou or Yuval Harari


6 posted on 03/24/2024 7:23:32 PM PDT by Stosh
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To: dynachrome

I always thought it was Steve.


7 posted on 03/24/2024 7:27:32 PM PDT by occamrzr06
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To: dangus

The Bible says there are many antichrists, but it also mentions the ANTICHRIST in First John.


8 posted on 03/24/2024 7:29:10 PM PDT by madison10
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To: Stosh

Harari for sure, but what about The Father of Lies, Obama, and his son FJB.


9 posted on 03/24/2024 7:31:25 PM PDT by Veto! (FJB Sucks Rocks)
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To: dangus
Donald Trump can be an anti-Christ.”
Are you partaking in The Crack?
10 posted on 03/24/2024 7:52:50 PM PDT by MotorCityBuck (Keep the change, you are filthy animal! )
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To: dangus

“For others, Donald Trump can be an anti-Christ.”

I agree....


11 posted on 03/24/2024 7:59:05 PM PDT by montanajoe ( )
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To: Veto!

The US is being systematically destroyed by Obama-and you take God out of the military, sports, schools…..the spiral will be downward. I doubt if we could win a conventional war right now.


12 posted on 03/24/2024 8:01:54 PM PDT by doc maverick
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To: dynachrome

Did Schmuck Choomer make it on the list?
Asking for a nation...


13 posted on 03/24/2024 9:11:55 PM PDT by Ignatz (The bees don't bother to tell the flies that honey tastes better than dung.)
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To: dynachrome

Is Barney still around? Or maybe Sponge Bob.


14 posted on 03/24/2024 11:48:10 PM PDT by NTHockey (My rules of engagement #1: Take no prisoners. And to the NSA trolls, FU)
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To: MotorCityBuck

If you put your faith in Donald Trump instead of Jesus, if you look to him for the salvation of America, he’s an anti-Christ. That’s not a judgment against him, that’s a judgment against a few of his followers. And not really even against them; the entire point was that we can all fall into the trap of making anyone or anything into an anti-Christ.


15 posted on 03/25/2024 5:50:54 AM PDT by dangus
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To: dangus

Ahh. No.


16 posted on 03/25/2024 6:37:31 AM PDT by MotorCityBuck (Keep the change, you are filthy animal! )
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To: dangus
It's Tay-Tay.

Here's why the theory that Taylor Swift is a satanist clone absolutely checks out

Taylor

17 posted on 03/25/2024 10:34:41 AM PDT by MikelTackNailer (Fortunately despite aging I've been spared the ravages of maturity.)
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