KIDS ASK DOUG FROM UPLAND - No. 4

Kids Ask Doug from Upland series | 11-7-03 | dfu

[pointsal]

Art is the fella with the witch for a bride and a producer who is a dunce.

[BigLittle]

this is my dayddy, he workz in the black hole.

[doug from upland]

Black hole or hypermass. Hypermass or black hole. Hmmmmmmmmmmm. I grew up with black hole. I'll stick with black hole.

[Nebr FAL owner]

Hitlers ghost humping a goat from another galaxy & the result is the Hildebeast?WORKS FOR ME!!!!

[A CA Guy]

That teacher needs to be taken down to the van by the river and slapped silly... LOL

[Poohbah]

That teacher needs to be taken down to the van by the river and slapped silly...

And forced to eat government surplus cheese...

[ErnBatavia]

Dear Mr. Doug From Upland,

The words "hole" and "head" have gotten my attention. Can you paint me a picture?

Thanks in advance.

Billy from Chapaqua.

[AlbertWang]

Dear DFU

My daddy saw Rosie on TV the other night and said she was a viscious rug munching Bull dyke. I thought a "viscious rug munching Bull dyke" was another phrase for "junior senator from new york", so I am confused as to when Rosie was elected. Please explain this to me.

Your pal,
Timmy

[A CA Guy]

Especially if there is mold on it.

[doug from upland]

They are interchangeable.

[doug from upland]

I can't paint. Well, maybe fingerpaint.

[ErnBatavia]

Well, maybe fingerpaint

If you could fingerPRINT, we might just have a Bingo! (:

[ErnBatavia]

Excellente!! ROFLMAO..

[blackbart.223]

"And Hillary is not a b*itch."

Could you source this? All my research shows that she is.

[doug from upland]

I also know the Pope is not Catholic, a bear does not **it in the words, and a pig's *ss is not pork --- but I cannot prove it.

[doug from upland]

Maybe it is time to revive this series.