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KIDS ASK DOUG FROM UPLAND - No. 4
Kids Ask Doug from Upland series | 11-7-03 | dfu

Posted on 11/07/2003 6:33:12 PM PST by doug from upland

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Dear Doug from Upland:

My teacher has told our class that Bill Clinton was impeached for having a relationship with a young woman who was an intern in the White House. She says that the Republicans were very mean and stupid to impeach him. She also told us that what a man and woman do in privacy is none of our business.

What she says seems to make sense about privacy, but didn't Clinton tell a lie or something. I have always been taught that lying was bad.

Sheila, age 10
Yakima, Washington

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Dear Sheila:

Your teacher needs to stay after school until she learns to tell the truth. Of course, she may actually have drunk the Clinton Kool-Aide and not realize the truth. She is woefully ignorant about the facts surrounding the impeachment of William Jefferson Blythe Clinton.

Clinton had an affair with a girl about the age of his daughter. He was a dirty old man.

We pay the salaries of those whom we elect to office. We expect them to be doing their jobs and not just doing something to benefit themselves. Clinton was involved with the young woman, a government employee, in a federal workplace and during working hours. Instead of doing his job, he was playing naked games with the intern.

I'm sure you've seen on TV how our court system works. If someone swears to tell the truth under oath, they should tell the truth. Clinton swore to tell the truth but lied (also called "perjury") over and over and over and over again. He lied about everything.

The reason Clinton was in court in the first place is that he was trying to force an employee to do something nasty in the workplace while she was on duty at the time he was the governor of Arkansas. Not only did he lie about that, but he tried to get others to lie and prevent that woman from having her fair day in court when she sued him.

A witness who was supposed to testify had the lives of her children threatened. She was also assaulted by Clinton in the White House when she came there pleading for a job. Another woman had been viciously bitten and attacked by Clinton. The stories go on and on and on. He used his position and government resources to try to have his way with women. Some of the women were given government jobs. He lied about that when he testified. He also lied when he said he never sexually harassed a woman. He presented a false affidavit to the court. He had many people around him who were government employees spending their time covering his worthless posterior instead of doing their jobs.

Your teacher should be ashamed for telling lies to the class. Please suggest that she use the following words for next week's spelling list: scumbag, slimeball, perjury, intimidation, affidavit, pervert, impeachment, stain, disbar, lowlife, criminal, cigar, sink, and evidence.

If it would help, tell your teacher that I would be pleased to do a webcast for a half hour for your class to explain the truth about what Clinton did and why he should be spending his remaining years in a 6 x 9 cell with his evil wife on Alcatraz. It goes way beyond the issue discussed here.

Your friend,

Doug from Upland


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KEYWORDS: kids; stoptherats; truthseekers
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To: ml/nj
Art is the fella with the witch for a bride and a producer who is a dunce.
21 posted on 11/07/2003 7:29:14 PM PST by pointsal
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To: doug from upland

this is my dayddy, he workz in the black hole.

22 posted on 11/07/2003 7:39:35 PM PST by BigLittle (Little Johnny from Mulenberg County, down by the Green River (where paradise lay))
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To: Poohbah
Black hole or hypermass. Hypermass or black hole. Hmmmmmmmmmmm. I grew up with black hole. I'll stick with black hole.
23 posted on 11/07/2003 7:50:11 PM PST by doug from upland (Why aren't the Clintons living out their remaining years on Alcatraz?)
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To: doug from upland
Hitlers ghost humping a goat from another galaxy & the result is the Hildebeast?WORKS FOR ME!!!!
24 posted on 11/07/2003 8:51:16 PM PST by Nebr FAL owner (.308 "reach out and thump someone " & .50 cal Browning "reach out & CRUSH someone")
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To: doug from upland
That teacher needs to be taken down to the van by the river and slapped silly... LOL
25 posted on 11/07/2003 8:53:13 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy
That teacher needs to be taken down to the van by the river and slapped silly...

And forced to eat government surplus cheese...

26 posted on 11/07/2003 8:54:14 PM PST by Poohbah ("Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?" -- Major Vic Deakins, USAF)
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To: doug from upland
Dear Mr. Doug From Upland,

The words "hole" and "head" have gotten my attention. Can you paint me a picture?

Thanks in advance.

Billy from Chapaqua.

27 posted on 11/07/2003 8:57:20 PM PST by ErnBatavia (Santa Ana wind and fire season runs thru late November..we're just beginning)
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To: doug from upland
Dear DFU

My daddy saw Rosie on TV the other night and said she was a viscious rug munching Bull dyke. I thought a "viscious rug munching Bull dyke" was another phrase for "junior senator from new york", so I am confused as to when Rosie was elected. Please explain this to me.

Your pal,
Timmy
28 posted on 11/07/2003 8:57:23 PM PST by AlbertWang
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To: Poohbah
Especially if there is mold on it.
29 posted on 11/07/2003 9:00:08 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: AlbertWang
They are interchangeable.
30 posted on 11/07/2003 9:01:22 PM PST by doug from upland (Why aren't the Clintons living out their remaining years on Alcatraz?)
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To: ErnBatavia
I can't paint. Well, maybe fingerpaint.
31 posted on 11/07/2003 9:02:00 PM PST by doug from upland (Why aren't the Clintons living out their remaining years on Alcatraz?)
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To: doug from upland
Well, maybe fingerpaint

If you could fingerPRINT, we might just have a Bingo! (:

32 posted on 11/07/2003 9:11:38 PM PST by ErnBatavia (Santa Ana wind and fire season runs thru late November..we're just beginning)
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To: AlbertWang
Excellente!! ROFLMAO..
33 posted on 11/07/2003 9:14:40 PM PST by ErnBatavia (Santa Ana wind and fire season runs thru late November..we're just beginning)
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To: doug from upland
"And Hillary is not a b*itch."

Could you source this? All my research shows that she is.

34 posted on 11/07/2003 9:19:39 PM PST by blackbart.223
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To: blackbart.223
I also know the Pope is not Catholic, a bear does not **it in the words, and a pig's *ss is not pork --- but I cannot prove it.
35 posted on 11/08/2003 8:07:48 AM PST by doug from upland (Why aren't the Clintons living out their remaining years on Alcatraz?)
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To: All

Maybe it is time to revive this series.


36 posted on 03/30/2015 8:32:47 AM PDT by doug from upland (Obama and the leftists - destroying our country one day at a time)
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