Stranger Than Fact: The PESTy Election

FrontPage Magazine ^ | 11/24/04 | Judith Weizner

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Barbi Weiner, a third grade teacher currently on disability, is suing the Republican party for having taken an active role in returning George Bush to the White House, a circumstance that resulted in Ms. Weiner suffering a nervous collapse last Nov.8th as she crossed West 72nd Street.

"I looked up and saw the WestSideWaffle! sign with its big red 'W’s,'" she says. "And I realized it was true – he won. Then I started thinking about my life and I realized that I couldn’t go on living in a country where a war-mongering baby-killer holds the highest office in the land. I guess I lost it."

Asked why she doesn’t simply make up her mind to leave the country, Ms. Weiner said, "That’s a typical Republican oversimplification - if you don’t like it, leave. Nothing will ever change if we just run away. I chose the principled response. But I didn’t think I’d wind up spending a week in a mental hospital. There’s nothing crazy about wanting the President of the United States to be a Democrat. Anyway, I shouldn’t have had to lose it completely just to bring this crisis to the attention of the American people."

The day after the election Ms. Weiner was unable to go to work, believing that any minute the election would be called for Mr. Kerry. But once he conceded she went into a deep depression. "He just gave up. Just like that. No fight, no lawsuits, no dimpled chads, no recounts, nothing. It was the lowest moment of my life."

Asked why she hasn’t sued Mr. Kerry for capitulating, Ms. Weiner said, "That’s just like a Republican – blame the victim. How would it be fair for me to sue Mr. Kerry for losing to the vast right-wing conspiracy?"

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If it's true (and accepted by Activist Judge to go ahead), this will be the trial of the year... if not of the century... Imagine, everybody can sue the election winner on the ground loosing is bad for his/her health...

[edhammond]

What an appropriate name....Weiner. She really is. Blecch.

thag

[Jammz]

WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Crybaby alert!!

W won, face it and live on lady...

[GopherGOPer]

This has to be satire. It just sounds so funny that it can't be true.

[olde north church]

She knew better than to sue the dems, she may have wound up in a shallow, Arkansas grave.

[Ginifer]

"But I didn’t think I’d wind up spending a week in a mental hospital."

I am worried about the children she supposedly teaches...what she needs is some serious wall-to-wall counseling.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

This PEST BS is worse than it seems at face value. IMHO, it's a set up as a future legal defense so leftists can avoid responsibility and punishment when they turn to violent acts.

[Calusa]

1. Kinda like abortion for the health of the mother.
2. You couldn't make up this stuff.
3. God Bless the U.S.A. and W.

[OpusatFR]

The face of the democrat party.

I hope this does go to court.

[alnick]

I looked up and saw the WestSideWaffle! sign

How very appropriate.

[Bahbah]

Surely this is just a joke!

[coconutt2000]

Read the entire article and I have to agree... It sounds like satire.

[backhoe]

 

[Godebert]

Ms. Weiner is now ineligible to own or purchase firearms due to her mental health disorder.

[alwaysconservative]

I agree; it MUST be satire. Nobody, even a delusional sKerry supporter, is THAT dumb.

[paudio]

Unfortunately, judging from the content of the article, it doesn't seem to be a joke.

In fact, it didn't surprise me at all. Those trial lawyers have brought everything to the court, arguing something is a health hazzard (remember McDonnald's hot cup?)

[alnick]

This is satire. Right??

[stevem]

Not bad, not bad at all...LOL.

[MadAnthony1776]

We should sue Kerry and the DNC for making us sick to our stomach with all the BS they fed us. I know the only thing that cured me was a "W" victory.

[xtinct]

Barbi's neurotic behavior didn't start with the re-election of GWB.

Hopefully, the parents in that district realize that Barbi is not 'fit' to teach 3rd grade.