Stranger Than Fact: The PESTy Election

FrontPage Magazine ^ | 11/24/04 | Judith Weizner

[alnick]

It is satire. Follow the link to the article and click on the author's name. She does satire pieces.

[jslade]

Someone, any one, please lead her to a ledge of a very tall building.

[spodefly]

It's getting harder and harder to separate fact from fiction when it comes to the madness of the P.E.S.T. sufferers.

This, however, is satire.

[Beckwith]

What a loser!

And the name . . . Weiner . . . too precious.

[paudio]

She surely does a lot of sature pieces. The problem is, anytime she wrote a satire piece, she put it in the title.

Having said that, though, I must say that I'm not sure 100% whether this is true or not.

[happinesswithoutpeace]

obviously..gracias anyway, for anyone else who was hanging on it.

[PH07718]

The sad thing is that there are crazies out there where this is a remote possibility. The craies are in the public and the lawyer cesspool.

[Allegra]

"I looked up and saw the WestSideWaffle! sign with its big red 'W’s,'" she says. "And I realized it was true – he won. Then I started thinking about my life and I realized that I couldn’t go on living in a country where a war-mongering baby-killer holds the highest office in the land. I guess I lost it."

I'm guessing she never had it to begin with.

[happinesswithoutpeace]

have you ever heard of Moonraker’s Coffee before?

[DustyMoment]

This is too funny!!!! What a great way to start the morning with a laugh like this.

My favorite part is her looking up and seeing the "Westside Waffle sign. All those Ws".

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

This is from Saturday Night Live, right?

[mystery-ak]

Rush has got to read this today!....

[Hardastarboard]

There’s nothing crazy about wanting the President of the United States to be a Democrat.

Blatantly, provably false statement. I'm assuming this article isn't satire, right? These people are so crazy I can hardly tell any more.

[E Rocc]

The title is "stranger than fact". I doubt it's real...just realistic.

-Eric

[DugwayDuke]

"But the cost of openness forced Moonraker’s into bankruptcy. Faced with unending litigation, Moonraker’s went out of business last January. Former President and CEO Pete Luna said, "I’d always assumed that if we went out of business it would be because we couldn’t compete with Starbucks."

This is satire folks. "Moonraker's"? "Pete Luna"?

[paudio]

OK... it does seem that this is a satire work. However, it's really fun... still, I wouldn't be surprised if one day somebody does this...

[UncertainWerner]

So, the President is a "baby-killer"? Would this make her a pro-life democrat, somehow I doubt it.

[No Surrender No Retreat]

Just another demo-commie on the malingering dole scam. If she were truly disabled she would be thankful someone is paying her for her inablity to work. I have news for her, klintoon's former USDOL did everything in it's power to harass, deny, intimidate bonafide disabled federal workers from receiving workmans comp. Their tactics ranged from constant surveillance, losing the worker's medical reports confirming a disablity, and numerous appointment with Doctors who would opin disabled workers were fit for duty. These doctors were sent numerous disabled workers for evaluations so that the USDOL could refuse compensation and those medical opinists to enrich their prevaricating medical pockets. I will say her vision of democratic president is as looney as her mental state. This law suit will not succeed and shows the intellect of a kerry supporter. P.S. under klintooon, the case workers who obstructed and kept legitimate disabled workers from receiving (WC) often received cash incentives at the end of the fiscal year for exceptional performance appraisals. I just wanted my fellow Freepers to know how things are with a klown(Demo) in office.

[governsleastgovernsbest]

It's a satire. I was thinking it was real until I read that she received tens of millions for a coffee addiction. That seemed unbelievable. Then I noticed that the owner of Moonraker's Coffee was a Mr. "Luna," which just happens to mean . . . 'moon' in Spanish.

[TaxRelief]

Barbie Whiner?