Posted on 12/08/2004 8:33:37 AM PST by presidio9
humping your brain stem and molesting your karmaThat's freakin hilarious!
Maybe it's keeping my sick ass alive too.
Judging from his writings, I suspect that drugs of some sort are the only thing keeping Mark Morford going.
Only if they were available by suppository.
Of the antibiotic variety no doubt.
I was thinking interferon myself, but I suspect there's an antibiotic or two in the cocktail somewhere.
You know, ever since I have joined, I have seen a few articles "written" by this cretin...I cannot believe he actually has a column! This guy has serious issues, and is obviously in need of some serious drugs himself. And NOT the kind you take to lower your cholesterol!
I dare everyone to read this sentence out loud. I bet you can't do it without passing out.
Maybe your ass wouldn't be sick if you weren't fifty pounds overweight.
Kids! Say no to Morford!
Ms. Morford preparing for another day at the typewriter.
Frank Booth: "Hey, tits, where's my f*ckin bourbon!"
Good answer, good answer. I'd be in trouble without my altace and avandamet, all washed down with a good slug of caffeine laced coffee.
Sorry Chief, I'm within my height and weight specs. its my kidneys that are the problem.
He lives on semen.
I had to dig through all the liberal anti-Bush stuff to find this but he makes a good point:
"But here's the thing: it's still only a fraction. Only a small number of people whose doctors prescribe these meds like candy actually need them, and as for the rest there are these things called lifestyle change and dietary change and perspective change and even spiritual shift that can affect the overall health of your life like a goddamn miracle, like a thousand drugs combined, changes that millions simply refuse to undertake because, well, it's just too damn hard."
He's right about this. Many people due to lifestyle or ignorance over a long period of time are in a situation where they have to take meds. Many other people don't need all the meds but wind up taking them anyway. The side effects of many popular meds are significant and those get largely overlooked when people make decisions about taking them.
Part of the issue also is the lousy dietary advice that's been floating around for so many years -- that high carbs, no meat is the healthiest choice. That's one of the reasons so many people have chronic health problems.
Conservatives are the people of personal responsibility. We should be the ones leading the effort for more healthy choices (note I said "choices", not gov't mandates about taxing Hardee's mega-cheeseburgers and such).
(Flame-retardant suit now firmly in place. . . . )
Yeah, his sentence structure is terrible and unreadable. He uses way WAY too many 'and..'. He does this in every column. I don't know if it's his 'style' to do it intentionally, or if he's just a really bad writer.
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