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Disgraced Anthropologist Drinks 40,000-Year-Old Milk (Humerus break)
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Posted on 02/19/2005 7:28:21 AM PST by InvisibleChurch

Disgraced Anthropologist Drinks 40,000-Year-Old Milk by Scott Ott

(2005-02-19) -- A disgraced German anthropology professor, who pretended to use carbon dating to establish a link between Neanderthals and modern man, told reporters today that he regularly drinks 40,000-year-old milk and drives a Porsche Carrera made in 736 BC.

Frankfurt Professor Reiner Protsch von Zieten resigned this week from a 30-year career as one of the world's leading anthropologists, when a panel concluded his carbon dating of human bones was incorrect by thousands of years.

The inquiry found that one skull, which Mr. Protsch claimed came from a 27,400-year-old human fossil, was actually still attached to the living body of a departmental colleague.

"He's much older than he looks," said Mr. Protsch. "My data shows that he may be the missing link between Piltdown man and today's homo sapiens."

A spokesman for the Anthropology Professionals Exploration Society said, "the disclosure that one of our most-trusted anthropologists was a total fraud, and his carbon dating a cheap trick, does nothing to diminish the credibility of the profession or the scientific consensus that modern man descended, through mutation, from apes."


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To: InvisibleChurch

Here is a clue: How many times have they dated the Shroud of Turin and got a different date every time?


21 posted on 02/19/2005 11:53:58 AM PST by fish hawk
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To: waverna

... and no running with scissors, either


22 posted on 02/19/2005 1:58:56 PM PST by InvisibleChurch (Look! Jimmy Carter! History's greatest monster!)
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To: solitas
Thanks solitas. Okay, okay, I'll only use it in the digest...
Please FREEPMAIL me if you want on, off, or alter the "Gods, Graves, Glyphs" PING list --
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23 posted on 02/20/2005 1:57:44 PM PST by SunkenCiv ("Are you an over due book? Because you've got FINE written all over you!")
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in chrono order:

Neanderthal Man 'Never Walked In Northern Europe'
The Telegraph (UK) ^ | 8-22-2004 | Tony Paterson
Posted on 08/21/2004 7:25:32 PM PDT by blam
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1196571/posts

Anthropologist resigns in 'dating disaster'
worldnetdaily.com ^ | February 19, 2005 | WorldNetDaily
Posted on 02/19/2005 4:36:58 AM PST by ovrtaxt
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Anthropologist resigns in 'dating disaster'
Worlnetdaily ^ | February 19, 2005 | unattributed
Posted on 02/19/2005 7:36:30 AM PST by Woodworker
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1346676/posts


24 posted on 02/20/2005 2:13:46 PM PST by SunkenCiv ("Are you an over due book? Because you've got FINE written all over you!")
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To: Terriergal

Missing link? :)


25 posted on 02/23/2005 9:43:20 AM PST by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: blackie
Frankfurt Professor Reiner Protsch von Zieten resigned this week from a 30-year career as one of the world's leading anthropologists, when a panel concluded his carbon dating of human bones was incorrect by thousands of years.

Hmm... and of course the farther you go back, the errors increase exponentially.

Apparently when they were coming up with the technique they threw out the equilibrium factor which says the earth can't be more than 30,000 years old (at which point equilibrium is reached) - because they KNEW it was older than that.

Not surprising.

"I see no evidence against evolution here!"


26 posted on 02/25/2005 7:07:24 AM PST by Terriergal (What is the meaning of life?? Man's chief end is to glorify God and to enjoy him for ever.)
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To: Terriergal

They tie themselves in knots and still produce a missing link. :):)


27 posted on 02/25/2005 8:04:48 AM PST by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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Just updating the GGG information, not sending a general distribution.

To all -- please ping me to other topics which are appropriate for the GGG list. Thanks.
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28 posted on 02/21/2007 10:37:20 PM PST by SunkenCiv (I last updated my profile on Thursday, February 19, 2007. https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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29 posted on 02/08/2014 11:42:00 AM PST by SunkenCiv (http://www.freerepublic.com/~mestamachine/)
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