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Woman plummets to her death
Miami Herald ^ | January 9, 2006 | BEN TORTER AND ALDO NAHED

Posted on 01/09/2006 2:16:57 PM PST by ConservativeStatement

A Sunny Isles Beach woman's efforts to scale her way into her locked apartment Sunday morning ended in tragedy when she fell to her death from the roof an 11-story building.

The accident occurred at 10:30 a.m. as the woman, believed to be in her mid-20s, returned home from a night out to her condo at the Ramada Plaza Marco Polo Beach Resort, 19201 Collins Ave.

Employees said the woman appeared to have lost her keys or locked herself out of her apartment.

Police did not release her name but those who recognized her said she was an exotic dancer at Cheetah's in Hallandale Beach.

(Excerpt) Read more at miami.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: basejumping; cheetahs; dancer; dancerformoney; darwin; death; gogo; gogodancer; holdmuhpasties; plummet; skydiving; southflorida; stripperslastpole
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1 posted on 01/09/2006 2:16:58 PM PST by ConservativeStatement
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

2006 Darwin Nominee.


2 posted on 01/09/2006 2:18:29 PM PST by Patrick1
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Tossed?


3 posted on 01/09/2006 2:18:31 PM PST by TommyDale
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Darwin Nominee for 2006!


4 posted on 01/09/2006 2:18:37 PM PST by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
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To: TommyDale

It has the makings of a Miami Vice script.


5 posted on 01/09/2006 2:19:08 PM PST by ConservativeStatement
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

I hate to sound heartless and callous, but this certainly sounds like this woman is from the very shallow end of the gene pool.


6 posted on 01/09/2006 2:19:35 PM PST by Bon mots
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

spidergirl...ill miss you


7 posted on 01/09/2006 2:19:57 PM PST by wallcrawlr (Pray for the troops [all the troops here and abroad]: Success....and nothing less!!)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Dancer??? Maybe her impression of the "Dying Swan".


8 posted on 01/09/2006 2:20:10 PM PST by U S Army EOD (LINCOLN COUNTY RED DEVILS STATE CHAMPIONS)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Yo man, dang ole exotic dancer man, dang ole wooh hoohh man, talkin bout dang ole, booww chicka chicka boooww boooww, dang ole here's a dollar man.


9 posted on 01/09/2006 2:20:33 PM PST by HOTTIEBOY (I know HTML. Just too darn lazy to type it.)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Uh, she never heard of a locksmith? Or perhaps the condo association had a key for maintenance purposes?
Geez louise she thot she was spider woman?


10 posted on 01/09/2006 2:20:57 PM PST by lexington minuteman 1775
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Nah, that ain't Heather. Heather's taller than that.

>>SLAP<<


sorry.


11 posted on 01/09/2006 2:21:41 PM PST by Bon mots
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Plummeting can be hazardous.


12 posted on 01/09/2006 2:22:55 PM PST by flying Elvis
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

CSI Miami


13 posted on 01/09/2006 2:23:31 PM PST by Patrick1
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To: flying Elvis
Plummeting can be hazardous.

It ain't the plummeting that gets ya; it's the sudden stop at the bottom.

14 posted on 01/09/2006 2:24:34 PM PST by TChris ("Unless you act, you're going to lose your world." - Mark Steyn)
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To: Bon mots

Y'all can call me Shorty!


15 posted on 01/09/2006 2:24:40 PM PST by DarthVader (God has a hardon for Marines! Because they kill everything they see!)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
...liquor may have played a role in the accident...

Hmm...ya reckon?

16 posted on 01/09/2006 2:25:03 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: flying Elvis

Plummeting is perfectly safe. Now when you stop plummeting, that's hazardous.


17 posted on 01/09/2006 2:25:10 PM PST by Gil4 (This tagline for rent - cheap!)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

suicide


18 posted on 01/09/2006 2:25:17 PM PST by BadAndy (The DemocRATs are the enemy's most effective weapon.)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
----SPLAT----

19 posted on 01/09/2006 2:25:57 PM PST by 76834 (There's nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Ah, yes. Finding humor in others' tragedies. FR at its worst.

Dan
/c8


20 posted on 01/09/2006 2:26:12 PM PST by BibChr ("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
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