Woman plummets to her death

Miami Herald ^ | January 9, 2006 | BEN TORTER AND ALDO NAHED

[proud American in Canada]

They look good and can be quite fun, but are SO NOT worth the baggage

I imagine so. A person with any amount of self-esteem would not go into this line of work. At the risk of going out on a limb, I'd bet that they have all had some kind of sexual abuse in their past.

[southernnorthcarolina]

It ain't the plummeting that gets ya; it's the sudden stop at the bottom.

As she passed the 6th floor on the way down, she was heard to exclaim: "So far, so good!"

[southernnorthcarolina]

I can't believe it hasn't yet been pointed out (unless I missed it), but yours is a most excellent FReepname, given the subject of your post.

[Bean Counter]

No, no, no!

She didn't "plummet" to her death, she "sudden stopped at the bottom" to her death...

Just sayin'...

[Cementjungle]

Nominee? Hell, we have a winner!

Now now, it's only January. There will be plenty of nominees before the winner is finally chosen.

[Larry Lucido]

Ah, yes. Finding humor in others' tragedies. FR at its worst.

Yep. Sad.

Now, if the building had been equipped with a proper climbing pole . . . . .

[lesser_satan]

Sunny Isles Beach police, there was no evidence of foul play, but liquor may have played a role in the accident.

Detectives said they could smell alcohol on the woman's body

[jaguaretype]

Airbag malfunction.....maybe only one deployed.....no I guess both are always deployed.......LOL!!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Clemenza]

Police did not release her name but those who recognized her said she was an exotic dancer at Cheetah's in Hallandale Beach.

Been there, the place is a dump. Better bets are Treasure Island (aka the Hialeah Center for the Performing Arts) or Club Madonna.

[Windsong]

God has a really wicked sense of humor

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Uh, she never heard of a locksmith? Or perhaps the condo association had a key for maintenance purposes?

They probably would have charged her a lock out fee.

[Clemenza]

Ping!

[dennisw]

Thanks much! I didn't read that far. Alcohol or drugs usually is a factor when people engage in such dumb self destructive actions

[lesser_satan]

That was my first reaction before I read it. Considering some of my drunken shenanigans when I was a yute, it's a wonder I'm here today.

[Squantos]

One would have though this gal could have got a dead cat bounce with all that silicone to dampen the impact......

[The Coopster]

Easy! You'll cause the holier-than-thou crowd to have a coronary, if they stray too far inside the site...

;-)

[SC Swamp Fox]

Whoa! Mrs. MWT is a lot nicer than Mrs. SCSF. She would have answered the door with a sidearm. I am counting on the fact the the "ladies of my youth" don't remember my real name since I was best known by a nick-name during those years.

[JoeSixPack1]

25 hail Marys...
25 Our Fathers...


Now I can laugh!! :-) Dead cat bounce?? LOL!!

[Tall_Texan]

I was asking myself "what woman would be so stupid as to break into her 11th-floor apartment window rather than find the manager to get another key".

Then I read she was an "exotic dancer" and it all makes sense.

Another senseless victim of silicon poisoning, I presume.

[Tall_Texan]

"Deceleration trauma".