Posted on 05/08/2006 9:13:33 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson
UNDETECTABLE
Tune: "Unforgettable"
As sung by Barry "U.S.D.A." Bonds
Undetectable, the cream, the clear
Some injectable, right in my rear
Like a shot of stuff for human growth
Do one cheek, then go and do 'em both
Never before
Have steroids been more
Undetectable in every way
Unconnectible, that's how I'll stay
Look at me, see the incredible
Bulk I've gained but not by edible
Means I gained it from some spreadable goo
Unregrettable, well worth the risk
Record-settable, no asterisk
Chasing Aaron, catching up to Ruth
Couldn't care less if I tell the truth
What matters more
Is home runs galore
Undetectable each time I pee
Random-testable, you won't catch me
As for me, it's incontestable
What this does is so incredible:
Swells my head and shrinks my testicles too
Number 2
Yes they should. Besides, no pitcher today will ever be as good as Koufax or Bob Gibson was.
I assure you, they never took roids.
The "They've been around a long time" ploy is irrelevant. So has the Cosa Nostra, that doesn't mean we shouldn't try to lock as many wiseguys away for life no parole as we can get our hands on.
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