Behind the Scenes of a ZOT!

July 28, 2006 | rk

[Roscoe Karns]

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Deep within the Mod's underground lair:

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We have a possible troll sighting in sector 5. Need confirmation. Insert initial greeting program.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Welcome to Free Republic.

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:03:56 PM EDT by Bob

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No response yet, Jim.

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Proceed with Enhanced Engagement Mode.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

You signed up today to post this?

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:10:12 PM EDT by max

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Go back to DU!

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:11:02 PM EDT by carol

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To: carol

DU?? I've never heard of a DU. What's a DU???

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:13:22 PM EDT by I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

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Troll sighting confirmed, Jim!

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This could be hugh! -Sam, let's have the IBTZ count.

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Current IBTZ count is 24- including 9 mushroom cloud gifs and one picture of
Donald Rumsfeld with laser beam eyes and lightning bolts coming out of his left nostril.

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No cats with machine guns?

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No sir.

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What about those two "We're doomed!" guys?

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Nothing yet.

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Do I have to think of everything?- Enable 'doomed' configuration!

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

............"WE"RE DOOMED!!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:23:34 PM EDT by Hank

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I love those guys! Alright, fire up the ZOT9000!!

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Right, chief!

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How Ralph got the ZOT9000 assignment is beyond me! He has no clue what he's talking about.
---Tell me about it! He just makes crap up as he goes along.

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ZOT9000 advanced systems protocol engaged, Jim! All beebers set to stuned! Oscillation
overthrusters running at one billion jiggiwatts with Flux Capacitor capacitating flux at maximum two
tons per second! Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed set to...um... spork-weasel!!

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Spork-weasel???

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Spork-weasel, spork-weasel..... just as I thought. No such phrase exists in the specs.
---Ralph's making crap up again!

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Ralph, did you just say spork-weasel??

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I'm not sure, chief!

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Idiot! I put in the years! I paid my dues! That should be me up there behind the wheel of the ZOT9000!
---It's all politics, Joe.

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Commence ZOT countdown!

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10, 9...

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Oh, Bill, isn't this exciting! My nodes are tingling!!

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8, 7, 6...

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5, 4, 3...

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2, 1...

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ZOTTING!!!
(((RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)))

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!; Admin Moderator

Whoa!!! You Zotted that guy in MID POST!! I've never seen anything like it!!!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:29:38 PM EDT by zeke

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Props, dude!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:30:34 PM EDT by bub

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To: bub; Admin Moderator

Props, indeed! I bet that was Ralph!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:31:21 PM EDT by bev

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To: Admin Moderator; ALL

"Way to go there, Ralphie boy!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:33:43 PM EDT by Sid

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Oh, I'm a Baaaaadass!!

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Oh, cripes! Now he's doing the moonwalk! I can't watch
this. If anybody wants me I'll be over at the Unnngh & Moose getting drunk.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

IBTZ!!!

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.Hello??

Anyone??

Posted on 07/31/2006 3:02:31 AM EDT by spork weasel

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Welcome to Free Republic.

You signed up today to post this?

Go back to DU!

DU?? I've never heard of a DU. What's a DU???

............"WE"RE DOOMED!!"

Whoa!!! You Zotted that guy in MID POST!! I've never seen anything like it!!!

Props, dude!

Props, indeed! I bet that was Ralph!

"Way to go there, Ralphie boy!"

IBTZ!!!

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.Hello??

Anyone??

[La Enchiladita]

Dharma and Greg! Irritating show, but Jenna is truly funny.

[GretchenM]

It does come in pretty handy around here. ;-)

[GretchenM]

I, for one, love your duck joke.

I've known a lot of people who were that annoying. lol

Your cat / kitten photos make me weak-kneed about getting another kitten, which I have *determined* I'm not going to do ... yet. My older cat died during the night last November. I'm not sure the other one, who is 14+ and part-Siamese (he inherited the aggravating part of being Siamese) would take to a newbie, and I'm in a place right now where it's better to not get another one. But those pictures sure stir up some fond memories.

[GretchenM]

I right-clicked it and selected View Image and the photo showed up.

[GOPJ]

I'd suggest you needed to get a life if this is what you are doing on Friday night. but then I realized I'm here reading it.

LOL

[MotleyGirl70]

I, for one, love your duck joke.

That joke had me rolling when I first read it.

My older cat died during the night last November.

I'm so sorry to hear that. I know how it is to loose a cat. I actually had to my cat down last July 9th (from old age symptoms). She was 15 years old. I miss her everyday, but I had to do it for her own good, I didn't want her to suffer. A vet didn't need to tell me she was ready to pass on, I could see it in her eyes and her frail body. It broke my heart to do it but she died peacefully. It was the hardest thing I ever had to do and I cried so hard I couldn't breathe.

After a couple months recovering from the loss of my cat I decided it was time for another companion, so I visited the Milwaukee Humane Society one afternoon. I went to the kitty section and Lainey came right up to me through the door and kissed my hand.

The rest is history and she's the best kitty in the world and I love her a ton :)

I'm in a place right now where it's better to not get another one.

Grown cats get very territorial when a little newbie comes along. So like you said maybe it's best to wait :)

Click here for another Lainey picture

[La Enchiladita]

I tried that too; didn't work. Well, I know what Jenna Elfman looks like anyhoo. Thanks.

[Watery Tart]

Congrats on the best Freeper tag I've seen!

Don't make me post pictures...
;o)

[allen08gop]

Thanks!

[KC_Conspirator]

Can someone explain the term "spork weasel" for me?

[zip]

Ping (check out Roscoe Karns' homepage, it's great)

[Straight Vermonter]

Spork Weasel bump!

[wjcsux]

LMAO!

[gentlestrength]

Did you say spork weasel?

[Tiny]

I'm not sure who coined the phrase Spork Weasel.
I'm not even sure of the definitive definition of Spork Weasel.
But I'm pretty sure Janeane Garafalo is one and
Donald Rumsfeld would call her one if he had the chance.

[true_blue_texican]

OMG!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

[skeptoid]

As opposed to the greater spark weasel referenced here in posts 6 and 15.

[skeptoid]

Battle Hymn

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