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National Enquirer says Obama has stomach parasites
National Enquirer ^
| 1/19/2011
| National Enquirer
Posted on 01/28/2011 10:10:41 AM PST by SonnyBubba
WHY OBAMA IS SCARY SKINNY
Photo by: Zuma The real reason behind PRESIDENT OBAMA's shocking weight loss - he's secretly battling stomach parasites, say sources.
The pencil-thin president caught the parasites on a trip last year to Hawaii, where he and his family also vacationed over Christmas, according to top political insiders.
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TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: alteredtitle; veryoldnews
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To: SonnyBubba
Yah know... I’m pretty sure that no matter who the President is, I can safely do without knowing the details of his gastrointestinal troubles.
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posted on
01/28/2011 10:45:14 AM PST
by
Ramius
(Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
To: ClearCase_guy
He's got a health problem. But it's not parasites.
His stomach is probably in permanent knots, wondering when the truth about him will come out.
To: SonnyBubba
Of course, he does! He came from a pod! Any minute his chest is going to open up and the true identiy will be exposed!
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posted on
01/28/2011 10:56:24 AM PST
by
Terry Mross
(We need a SECOND party.)
To: blackdog
I was thinking the same thing only I like Cydectin.
Give that sucker a good worming
Then keep him in isolation for about two years just to be on the safe side
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posted on
01/28/2011 10:57:17 AM PST
by
Harold Shea
(RVN `70 - `71)
To: SonnyBubba
HorseHocky
Strategic leak to hide something more serious.
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posted on
01/28/2011 11:03:02 AM PST
by
240B
(he is doing everything he said he wouldn't and not doing what he said he would)
To: SonnyBubba
Those must be some tough parasites. One would think that environment would have killed ‘em off straight away.
To: blackdog
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posted on
01/28/2011 11:08:21 AM PST
by
unkus
To: SonnyBubba
Maybe not in the stomach-
68
posted on
01/28/2011 11:09:06 AM PST
by
mikrofon
(His minions have them in the gut...)
To: ClearCase_guy
Viruses are “parasites” and some are impossible to get rid of... Only most aren’t just in the stomach.
If he had any kind of parasites docs would have treated him already.
I guess “parasites” is code for AIDS.
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posted on
01/28/2011 11:12:00 AM PST
by
little jeremiah
(Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. CSLewis)
To: ScottinVA
Jack Sprat and Moochelle
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posted on
01/28/2011 11:15:10 AM PST
by
USS Alaska
(Nuke the terrorist savages, in honor of Standing Wolf.)
To: ChildOfThe60s
Notice the resemblance in picture one to the first lady?
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posted on
01/28/2011 11:28:59 AM PST
by
gov_bean_ counter
(I am proclaiming 2011 as the year of ME!)
To: SonnyBubba
Why did a scene from “Alien” just flash into my mind?
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posted on
01/28/2011 11:38:01 AM PST
by
oldfart
(Obama nation = abomination. Think about it!)
To: 240B
HorseHocky Strategic leak to hide something more serious.
I think that that's the most likely explanation.
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posted on
01/28/2011 12:12:40 PM PST
by
Riley
(The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
To: little jeremiah
A virus reproduces differently than a parasite, however as a phage, they share much in common as they can survive an incredibly long time in dormant state, just waiting for the right conditions.
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posted on
01/28/2011 12:14:58 PM PST
by
blackdog
To: blackdog
I think the NE, as some have mentioned above, are easing in the fact his health problems are much worse than a case of worms!
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posted on
01/28/2011 12:36:02 PM PST
by
little jeremiah
(Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. CSLewis)
To: SonnyBubba
How about cancer related to his smoking habit?
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posted on
01/28/2011 2:11:36 PM PST
by
TheConservativeParty
(President Sarah Louise Palin....Resistance is futile! Prepare to be liberated!)
To: SonnyBubba
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posted on
01/28/2011 8:29:25 PM PST
by
A.A. Cunningham
(Barry Soetoro is a Kenyan communist)
To: SonnyBubba
Herod had that problem also (Acts 12:23)
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posted on
01/28/2011 11:09:42 PM PST
by
fortheDeclaration
(When the wicked beareth rule, the people mourn (Pr.29:2))
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