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National Enquirer says Obama has stomach parasites
National Enquirer ^ | 1/19/2011 | National Enquirer

Posted on 01/28/2011 10:10:41 AM PST by SonnyBubba

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To: SonnyBubba

Yah know... I’m pretty sure that no matter who the President is, I can safely do without knowing the details of his gastrointestinal troubles.


61 posted on 01/28/2011 10:45:14 AM PST by Ramius (Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
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To: ClearCase_guy
He's got a health problem. But it's not parasites.

His stomach is probably in permanent knots, wondering when the truth about him will come out.

62 posted on 01/28/2011 10:50:40 AM PST by Churchillspirit (9/11/01...NEVER FORGET.)
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To: SonnyBubba

Of course, he does! He came from a pod! Any minute his chest is going to open up and the true identiy will be exposed!


63 posted on 01/28/2011 10:56:24 AM PST by Terry Mross (We need a SECOND party.)
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To: blackdog

I was thinking the same thing only I like Cydectin.

Give that sucker a good worming

Then keep him in isolation for about two years just to be on the safe side


64 posted on 01/28/2011 10:57:17 AM PST by Harold Shea (RVN `70 - `71)
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To: SonnyBubba

HorseHocky

Strategic leak to hide something more serious.


65 posted on 01/28/2011 11:03:02 AM PST by 240B (he is doing everything he said he wouldn't and not doing what he said he would)
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To: SonnyBubba

Those must be some tough parasites. One would think that environment would have killed ‘em off straight away.


66 posted on 01/28/2011 11:05:15 AM PST by greatplains
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To: blackdog

LOL


67 posted on 01/28/2011 11:08:21 AM PST by unkus
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To: SonnyBubba
Maybe not in the stomach-


68 posted on 01/28/2011 11:09:06 AM PST by mikrofon (His minions have them in the gut...)
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To: ClearCase_guy

Viruses are “parasites” and some are impossible to get rid of... Only most aren’t just in the stomach.

If he had any kind of parasites docs would have treated him already.

I guess “parasites” is code for AIDS.


69 posted on 01/28/2011 11:12:00 AM PST by little jeremiah (Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. CSLewis)
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To: ScottinVA
Jack Sprat and Moochelle


70 posted on 01/28/2011 11:15:10 AM PST by USS Alaska (Nuke the terrorist savages, in honor of Standing Wolf.)
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To: ChildOfThe60s

Notice the resemblance in picture one to the first lady?


71 posted on 01/28/2011 11:28:59 AM PST by gov_bean_ counter (I am proclaiming 2011 as the year of ME!)
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To: SonnyBubba

Why did a scene from “Alien” just flash into my mind?


72 posted on 01/28/2011 11:38:01 AM PST by oldfart (Obama nation = abomination. Think about it!)
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To: 240B
HorseHocky

Strategic leak to hide something more serious.

I think that that's the most likely explanation.

73 posted on 01/28/2011 12:12:40 PM PST by Riley (The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
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To: little jeremiah

A virus reproduces differently than a parasite, however as a phage, they share much in common as they can survive an incredibly long time in dormant state, just waiting for the right conditions.


74 posted on 01/28/2011 12:14:58 PM PST by blackdog
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To: blackdog

I think the NE, as some have mentioned above, are easing in the fact his health problems are much worse than a case of worms!


75 posted on 01/28/2011 12:36:02 PM PST by little jeremiah (Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. CSLewis)
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To: SonnyBubba

How about cancer related to his smoking habit?


76 posted on 01/28/2011 2:11:36 PM PST by TheConservativeParty (President Sarah Louise Palin....Resistance is futile! Prepare to be liberated!)
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To: SonnyBubba
Actual title: Why Obama Is Scary Skinny
77 posted on 01/28/2011 8:29:25 PM PST by A.A. Cunningham (Barry Soetoro is a Kenyan communist)
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To: SonnyBubba

Herod had that problem also (Acts 12:23)


78 posted on 01/28/2011 11:09:42 PM PST by fortheDeclaration (When the wicked beareth rule, the people mourn (Pr.29:2))
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