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Joy Behar hospitalized after avocado accident
nypost ^ | 06/12/2018 | Bryan Hood

Posted on 06/12/2018 12:41:44 PM PDT by ChicagoConservative27

Who knew avocados were so dangerous?

On Tuesday’s episode of “The View,” co-host Joy Behar revealed she had to miss work Monday because she’d sliced open her hand cutting an avocado.

“Saturday night, on my way to the event at the retreat, I stabbed myself in the hand with a knife,” she explained. “I was trying to desperately eat something, so I was trying to open an avocado. So I stuck the knife into the pit to get it out … and I stabbed myself!”

At the hospital, where the 75-year-old stayed overnight and was administered an antibacterial drip to ward off infection, Behar was told that this sort of accident happens all the time.

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KEYWORDS: accident; avocado; behar; hospitalized; joy; joybehar; joybhear; keepitclassyfr; letskeepitclassyfr
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To: ChicagoConservative27

Assault avocado.


21 posted on 06/12/2018 12:47:07 PM PDT by Moonmad27
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To: ChicagoConservative27
Dull knives and several glasses of wine will do that.
22 posted on 06/12/2018 12:47:20 PM PDT by 4yearlurker ("There stands mother under the oleanders,open the windows." A dying cowboys last words,1879.)
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To: Sarah Barracuda

23 posted on 06/12/2018 12:47:32 PM PDT by Red Badger (When Obama and VJ go to prison for treason, will Roseanne get her show back?...)
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To: ChicagoConservative27

It might have been best to forget the antibacterial and let her drop. High fives to the avo!


24 posted on 06/12/2018 12:47:44 PM PDT by Karliner (Jeremiah29:11,Romans8:28 Isa 17, Damascus has fallen)
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To: ChicagoConservative27

Tragic thinking that the avacado might have been injured.


25 posted on 06/12/2018 12:48:02 PM PDT by chris37 ("I am everybody." -Mark Robinson)
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To: ChicagoConservative27

Just further proof that vegetarianism is deadly.


26 posted on 06/12/2018 12:48:04 PM PDT by PROCON ('Progressive' is a Euphemism for Totalitarian)
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To: ChicagoConservative27
THEY KEPT HER OVERNIGHT ??????

Stupid Joy, there are tools to get the pit out, which also have a slicer too, in them and one can get such a tool at William-Sonoma, or on line from other sources. She's an idiot and a damned drama-queen!

27 posted on 06/12/2018 12:48:27 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: ChicagoConservative27

Maybe I just have a sick mind, but when I saw the headline about a lib and a vegetable I was expecting something a little more … deviant.


28 posted on 06/12/2018 12:48:42 PM PDT by Malone LaVeigh
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To: Sarah Barracuda

me, me, ME! :-)


29 posted on 06/12/2018 12:48:53 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: ChicagoConservative27

No need to stab herself when millions of others would happily do it!!


30 posted on 06/12/2018 12:48:58 PM PDT by onyx (JOIN 300 CLUB BY DONATING $34 MONTHLY! TRUMP'S WAY IS THE WIINNING WAY)
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To: ChicagoConservative27

75? Time for her to retire!


31 posted on 06/12/2018 12:50:01 PM PDT by hsmomx3
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To: ChicagoConservative27

Overnight in the hospital on an antibacterial drip? Special care because she is a celebrity?


32 posted on 06/12/2018 12:51:24 PM PDT by KittyKares (Drain the Swamp)
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To: Malone LaVeigh

An alligator pear is a fruit.


33 posted on 06/12/2018 12:51:27 PM PDT by Calvin Locke
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To: ChicagoConservative27

Sliced through the webbing between my fingers while cutting a bagel once. Blood literally hit the ceiling. Didn’t hurt until the cute doctor gal stuck the needle directly in the wound to numb it up for stitches. She said people cutting rolls and bagels were how they stay in business :-)


34 posted on 06/12/2018 12:51:46 PM PDT by Hatteras
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To: Red Badger

I was think of that Debi Mazar show. Hubby was building a pizza oven in the backyard, while Debi was up in a bathtub of avocado pulp, with her gay hairdresser friend helping out.


35 posted on 06/12/2018 12:53:20 PM PDT by Calvin Locke
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To: Sarah Barracuda

;-)


36 posted on 06/12/2018 12:53:58 PM PDT by Eagles6
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To: ChicagoConservative27

Suicide cover up


37 posted on 06/12/2018 12:55:27 PM PDT by CGASMIA68
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To: ChicagoConservative27

Yeah.. it happens all the time to Dummies.


38 posted on 06/12/2018 12:55:41 PM PDT by DivineMomentsOfTruth ("There is but one straight course, and that is to seek truth and persue it steadily." -GW)
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To: ChicagoConservative27

A clear case of divine retribution !!!!


39 posted on 06/12/2018 12:55:42 PM PDT by machira
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To: ChicagoConservative27
Behar was told that this sort of accident happens all the time.

I can attest to that. Last week I was using a sharp pointed screw driver to dig the caked in gum and dirt out of my softball turf shoe cleats when I sliced my hand........After I finally stopped the bleeding, I put a band aid on it and headed off to the game..........

That reminds me, I never finished the job so I'll finish it right now....

If you don't read any posts from me in the next couple of days, send the coroner not the EMS since I've likely done it again and bled out............

40 posted on 06/12/2018 12:56:03 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (Mother nature is a serial killer......)
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