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[satire] More Protective MAGA Helmets Now Available For Trump Supporters Brave Enough...
Babylon Bee ^ | 7/11/18

Posted on 07/15/2018 11:15:24 AM PDT by Libloather

More Protective MAGA Helmets Now Available For Trump Supporters Brave Enough To Go Out In Public

**SNIP**

“Want to go to the store in your MAGA hat, but afraid of being assaulted, having water thrown on you, or getting smacked with a baseball bat?” Trump says in a promo video on the website. “The MAGA helmet is for you. I’ve gotta say, I’ve seen lots of tactical helmets in my day. This one’s the best. Tremendous stuff.”

The helmets are said to be “almost guaranteed” to protect any Trump supporter from mobs at the local Whole Foods market, Starbucks, or other place generally considered to be unsafe for conservatives. As a disclaimer on the website reads, “While no helmet can protect you from injuries 100%, wearing our MAGA helmet will greatly increase your chances of surviving a violent encounter.”

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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: helmets; humor; maga; needspulled; nothanks; satire; trump
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May need to get two in case one breaks.
1 posted on 07/15/2018 11:15:24 AM PDT by Libloather
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To: Libloather

I’m ordering one with the pepper spray dispenser.


2 posted on 07/15/2018 11:19:08 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Libloather
Starbucks should be left until they get on the right track😊
3 posted on 07/15/2018 11:20:02 AM PDT by KDF48 (Redeemed by Christ.)
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4 posted on 07/15/2018 11:20:08 AM PDT by Pollard (If you don't understand what I typed, you haven't read the classics.)
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To: Libloather

needs a Spit-Shield


5 posted on 07/15/2018 11:23:01 AM PDT by bigbob (Trust Sessions. Trust the Plan.)
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To: Libloather

In concert with a good carry piece id go out wearing it. Lol!


6 posted on 07/15/2018 11:26:11 AM PDT by Afterguard (Deplorable me!)
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To: Libloather

Haha.. It should have a video cam incorporated in it.


7 posted on 07/15/2018 11:28:34 AM PDT by DivineMomentsOfTruth ("There is but one straight course, and that is to seek truth and persue it steadily." -GW)
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To: bigbob

And a ‘Drudge Alert Siren’ on top.


8 posted on 07/15/2018 11:30:24 AM PDT by DivineMomentsOfTruth ("There is but one straight course, and that is to seek truth and persue it steadily." -GW)
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To: Libloather

Not funny, not humorous, not parody, not exaggeration or satire. Pathetic and disgusting. Anti American and supportive of the enemy. Irresponsible.


9 posted on 07/15/2018 11:31:16 AM PDT by coaster123
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To: Libloather
it's a joke/satire...
10 posted on 07/15/2018 11:31:52 AM PDT by Chode ( We’re America, Bitch!)
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To: Pollard

$25?

Must be made of plastic


11 posted on 07/15/2018 11:37:28 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Libloather

Too bad this is satire.
I wanted to order one.


12 posted on 07/15/2018 11:37:43 AM PDT by READINABLUESTATE (But if thought corrupts language, language can also corrupt thought.- George Orwell)
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Not funny, not humorous, not parody, not exaggeration or satire. Pathetic and disgusting. Anti American and supportive of the enemy. Irresponsible.

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On a personal note; I thought this was both appropriate and timely considering what the left has been up to in both America and the UK. Francis; you might want to lighten up a bit and lower your intake of caffeine.

13 posted on 07/15/2018 11:39:44 AM PDT by Boomer (Leftism is the Mental/Moral Equivalent of End Stage Cancer)
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To: Libloather

Why not go whole-hog and get MAGA hardhats? ;) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hard_Hat_Riot


14 posted on 07/15/2018 11:43:34 AM PDT by Kriggerel ("All great truths are hard and bitter, but lies... are sweeter than wild honey" (Ragnar Redbeard))
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To: Billthedrill

They should come with two extended capacity mags.


15 posted on 07/15/2018 11:49:17 AM PDT by Mouton (The media is the enemy of the people.)
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To: Mouton

Haha! Like a beer helmet! Well done.


16 posted on 07/15/2018 11:54:07 AM PDT by Afterguard (Deplorable me!)
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To: Lazamataz

Check out post #9.
Thought you might want to play with your food again...


17 posted on 07/15/2018 12:01:09 PM PDT by laker_dad
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To: READINABLUESTATE

$25? I was looking for the Buy Here Paypal Button.


18 posted on 07/15/2018 12:15:08 PM PDT by wastoute (Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)
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To: Libloather

Someone is going to make these and make a mint!


19 posted on 07/15/2018 12:16:59 PM PDT by CodeToad
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To: bigbob

Alas that is orobably a must have option these days :( :)


20 posted on 07/15/2018 12:24:25 PM PDT by SteveH
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