Skip to comments.[satire] More Protective MAGA Helmets Now Available For Trump Supporters Brave Enough...
Posted on 07/15/2018 11:15:24 AM PDT by Libloather
More Protective MAGA Helmets Now Available For Trump Supporters Brave Enough To Go Out In Public
Want to go to the store in your MAGA hat, but afraid of being assaulted, having water thrown on you, or getting smacked with a baseball bat? Trump says in a promo video on the website. The MAGA helmet is for you. Ive gotta say, Ive seen lots of tactical helmets in my day. This ones the best. Tremendous stuff.
The helmets are said to be almost guaranteed to protect any Trump supporter from mobs at the local Whole Foods market, Starbucks, or other place generally considered to be unsafe for conservatives. As a disclaimer on the website reads, While no helmet can protect you from injuries 100%, wearing our MAGA helmet will greatly increase your chances of surviving a violent encounter.
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I’m ordering one with the pepper spray dispenser.
needs a Spit-Shield
In concert with a good carry piece id go out wearing it. Lol!
Haha.. It should have a video cam incorporated in it.
And a ‘Drudge Alert Siren’ on top.
Not funny, not humorous, not parody, not exaggeration or satire. Pathetic and disgusting. Anti American and supportive of the enemy. Irresponsible.
Must be made of plastic
Too bad this is satire.
I wanted to order one.
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On a personal note; I thought this was both appropriate and timely considering what the left has been up to in both America and the UK. Francis; you might want to lighten up a bit and lower your intake of caffeine.
Why not go whole-hog and get MAGA hardhats? ;) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hard_Hat_Riot
They should come with two extended capacity mags.
Haha! Like a beer helmet! Well done.
Check out post #9.
Thought you might want to play with your food again...
$25? I was looking for the Buy Here Paypal Button.
Someone is going to make these and make a mint!
Alas that is orobably a must have option these days :( :)
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