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A woman's lament: Please don't grow an effing beard
CNN ^ | August 13, 2018 | Holly Thomas

Posted on 08/14/2018 9:51:50 AM PDT by ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas

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41 posted on 08/14/2018 10:10:59 AM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists: They believe in the "Invisible Hand" only when it is guided by government.)
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To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas

Better a beardo than a weirdo.


42 posted on 08/14/2018 10:10:59 AM PDT by MoochPooch (I'm a compassionate cynic.)
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To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas

I imagine once it’s grown in sufficiently it softens up. But anything (stubble) that keeps my wife from me will not stand or grow:-)


43 posted on 08/14/2018 10:11:08 AM PDT by Harpotoo
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To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas

Holly thinks people care about her opinions. Precious.

How would she react to a real man, one wonders...


44 posted on 08/14/2018 10:11:11 AM PDT by polymuser (Its terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged today. - Chesterto)
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To: z3n

“Someone was reading “Clam of the cave beard”

Bearded clam?


45 posted on 08/14/2018 10:11:29 AM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas

The author

46 posted on 08/14/2018 10:11:38 AM PDT by McGruff
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To: z3n

Groan....but good.


47 posted on 08/14/2018 10:11:53 AM PDT by Covenantor (Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern. " Chesterton)
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To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas
Here's a well groomed beard from a thread yesterday. Nice nails too. LOL


48 posted on 08/14/2018 10:11:55 AM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas

Ok, but ya gotta reciprocate with a Brazilian


49 posted on 08/14/2018 10:12:01 AM PDT by NonValueAdded (#DeplorableMe #BitterClinger #HillNO! #cishet #MyPresident #MAGA #Winning #covfefe)
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To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas

I wonder how loud the screeching would be if the OP were re-written as “A man’s lament: please don’t cut your hair short”.


50 posted on 08/14/2018 10:13:00 AM PDT by Little Pig
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To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas

I am going for “Sea Captain” length on my beard.

Just perfect when we sail away...SOON!


51 posted on 08/14/2018 10:13:17 AM PDT by Conan the Librarian (The Best in Life is to crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and the Dewey Decimal System)
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To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas

I saw a comedian demonstrate the differences between men and women with one simple skit. He pretends he’s a man handing a slip of paper to his wife and says, “here, honey. I’ve made you a to-do list.”

And he then asks, “how do you think that would go over?”

We don’t even think about the stuff we let everyone get away with, regarding men, but consider terrible if done to women.


52 posted on 08/14/2018 10:14:16 AM PDT by cuban leaf (The US will not survive the obama presidency. The world may not either.)
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To: Jamestown1630
...and how meticulously hes going to keep it."

Thats the easy part. When you rent it to the members of the local wildlife community you just put upkeep clauses in the lease.

53 posted on 08/14/2018 10:14:18 AM PDT by gnarledmaw (Hive minded liberals worship leaders, sovereign conservatives elect servants.)
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To: neverevergiveup
Lets see what the book say:

Hold on this might take a while.
54 posted on 08/14/2018 10:14:53 AM PDT by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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To: PeteB570

What do you mean stop? It sounds like she doesn’t do it now.


55 posted on 08/14/2018 10:15:42 AM PDT by Balding_Eagle ( The Great Wall of Trump ---- 100% sealing of the border. Coming soon.)
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To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas

My beard started as no-shave Saturday, Sunday.
Then no-shave Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
Then no-shave Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
Then no-shave Wednesday, Thursday,Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
Then I set up a home office and just threw rules out the window.

I do trim it up when the next door neighbor kid says I’m starting to look a little “Islamo-headchopper-ish”. Which is fair.


56 posted on 08/14/2018 10:16:41 AM PDT by BBQToadRibs
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To: Lazamataz

The effing word ‘effing’ is a “clean-ish” version of the effing word “f**king”.


Look at the bright side: Darn and Dang are just a clean version of damn.

I mean, fuq.


57 posted on 08/14/2018 10:16:48 AM PDT by cuban leaf (The US will not survive the obama presidency. The world may not either.)
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To: subterfuge

My husband has had a beard for all of the 23 years I’ve known him.

Once about 8 years ago he shaved it off because of a bad cut. Walked into the room and I didn’t even notice it at first. You get used to it and see it even when it isn’t there.


58 posted on 08/14/2018 10:17:19 AM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: Bonemaker

“Someone was reading “Clam of the cave beard”

Bearded clam?


I like clams, but whenever I see a bearded clam I want to rough it up.


59 posted on 08/14/2018 10:18:14 AM PDT by cuban leaf (The US will not survive the obama presidency. The world may not either.)
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To: Sopater

Yeah; that and curled moustaches are a little creepy.


60 posted on 08/14/2018 10:18:51 AM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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