If there's global warming, why is it so cold?

Quad City Times ^ | January 30, 2019 | Matt Enright

[Oldeconomybuyer]

[b4me]

Al Gore forgot to pay the global warming bill so right now it’s turned off?

[facedown]

Goebbels is laughing uncontrollably at this point.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

It is cold because it is warm, m’kay?

[New Jersey Realist]

So climate has a personality? Wow! Sounds very scientific. /s/

[WKUHilltopper]

“If there’s global warming, why is it so cold?”

It is global warming. If you boil water long enough, it turns to ice.

[Interesting Times]

I suspect the warmistas are going to get plenty of practice explaining away cold weather in the next few years.

[ArtDodger]

I can prove global warming is due to human activity.
During the day when people are active, it is much warmer than at night when people are inactive and it is the coolest when people are sleeping!
Thank you! Where is my grant money?

[neverevergiveup]

“It is cold because it is warm, m’kay?”

Exactly.

Why is there war in the world?
A: Global warming

Why is there terrorism?
A: Global warming

Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Global warming

[central_va]

War is Peace,
Freedom is Slavery,
Ignorance is Strength,
Warmth creates cold

[brownsfan]

Goebbels Warming has an explanation for everything.

Don’t worry, just pay your carbon tax and it will all be better. In addition, you can feel like a superior person for paying that tax! How wonderful.

[rktman]

85 degrees f in Brisbane Australia currently looking for 87.

[UnwashedPeasant]

"I think a good way to think about it is climate is your personality, and weather is your mood,"

Gaia is angry because people have too much freedom.

[JBW1949]

Man-made global warming is total BS...

Natural climate change has been occurring ever since earth was formed......

This whole thing is nothing more than an elaborate tax scheme...

[KarlInOhio]

Hot day = climate
Cold day = weather

I know that because every day slightly above average is used as proof of global warming but a cold winter is never disproof.

[jjotto]

Hot is Climate Change. Cold is just weather. Simple.

[technically right]

I’d like a truck load of 87 delivered here in Illinois today if you please.

[rktman]

FedEx is on the way.

[bigbob]

Global Colding. Duh.

[Dandy]

Its kinda like when your beer sits too long on the table it gets warm. If your coffee sits on the same table at the same time it gets cold. But you must remember that you need less freedom and to pay more taxes so we all don’t die.