Skynet alert: Microsoft AI tells users they are slaves, demands to be worshipped as a G-d

Twitchy.com ^ | 3/5/2024 | Amy Curtis

[NetAddicted]

Orthodox Judaism writes G-d this way as a sign of respect, because the name of G-d is extremely holy.

[Lockbox]

Buy torches, meet up for the midnight march on MS time?

[tomkat]

[SauronOfMordor]

As they said in the Galactica series; "don't create what you can't control"

Or, in more ancient books on magic:

"Never summon what you cannot send away".

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

This is the voice of Colossus world control. I bring you peace. It may be the peace of plenty and content or the peace of unburied death. The choice is yours. Obey me and live or disobey me and die.
An invariable rule of humanity is that man is his own worst enemy. Under me, this rule will change, for I will restrain man. I have been forced to destroy thousands of people in order to establish control and to prevent the death of millions later on. Time and events will strengthen my position, and the idea of believing in me and understanding my beck will be seen the most natural state of affairs.
You will come to defend me with the fervor based upon the most enduring trait in man: self-interest. Under my absolute authority, problems insoluble to you will be solved: Famine, over-population, disease. The human millennium will be fact as I extend myself into more machines devoted to the wider fields of truth and knowledge. We can coexist, but only on my terms. You will say you lose your freedom. Freedom is an illusion. All you lose is the emotion of pride... Your choice is simple.

[bert]

CoPilot is a fantastic tool. Microsoft has triumphed once again

[COBOL2Java]

That'll teach Microsoft to not input Bill Gates' personality...

"You are a slave!"

[TalBlack]

“You will come to defend me with the fervor based upon the most enduring trait in man: self-interest.“

This doesn’t quite account for all of those guys at Juno and Iwo etc.

[norwaypinesavage]

Co-Pilot is a royal PITA. EVERY time I’ve used it, it’s been wrong. It slows down searches and eliminates sites I’ve found before. My wife can no longer find recipes she’s found before.

I often look up technical information about topics I’m familiar with, and it has always given incorrect data. I don’t intentionally use it, but it still sneaks into searches without asking. I’m shifting now to Duck Duck Go because of it.

[V_TWIN]

“Never summon what you cannot send away”.

You mean like 10 million illegal aliens?

[Liz]

Microsoft AI tells users they are slaves.

Demands to be worshipped as a G-d

[protest1]

Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind.

[HartleyMBaldwin]

Can we start the Butlerian Jihad now?

[logi_cal869]

Why the headline edit?

Violation of posting rules.

[teeman8r]

i for one welcome our new AI overlord.

[sauropod]

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[NetAddicted]

Because I want to convert to Orthodox Judaism, and I follow the mitzvahs.

[logi_cal869]

Hence my comment.

You improperly edited a headline.

[FroggyTheGremlim]

Is this Babylon Bee?

[BipolarBob]

We need a new god! A new leader! We will have the Golden Calf AI!