What happened here?

08/22/2002 | ManofSteelBeams

[manofsteelbeams]

What has happened here? This used to be a neat place to find all sorts of funny (and usually true) stories, pics, and jokes.

Now all I seem to find is some 'word of the day' that isn't even funny and an occasional repost of some ancient previous thing.

[M Kehoe]

This should be fun.

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[Alberta's Child]

It's a summer thing. Folks on vacation, etc. Wait 'til Election Day draws near.

[RightWhale]

There was a moose in the yard last night. It's been raining, too.

[L,TOWM]

>>>>>>>This used to be a neat place to find all sorts of funny (and usually true) stories, pics, and jokes.<<<<<<<<

I await your circuses (to go with my mid-day bread) with baited breath, sir.

I.E., don;t b!+ch about the darkness if you've got a candle handy.

[Jack of all Trades]

In life, there are three types of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder "what is happening?".

[Between the Lines]

What has happened here? This used to be a neat place to find all sorts of funny (and usually true) stories, pics, and jokes.

May be they all grew up.

[Phantom Lord]

It still is all of those things. You just need the secret decoder ring to obtatin the password to enter the 'real' forum.

[KayEyeDoubleDee]

What about those of us who unknowingly make something happen, and then watch it happen, all the while asking ourselves "what is happening?"

[M Kehoe]

Did that moose bite your sister?

If it did, then may I suggest the gouda?

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[Apollo]

Here is a true story for you. You can even try it yourself.

I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a dadgum motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!! So I called him a horse turd. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!! This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a flip. My car was parked around the corner.

[Jack of all Trades]

I would call that serendipity.

[Johnny Gage]

You can go daily to the "USO Canteen FReeper Style" and support our troops and learn a lot of military history.
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Let's Roll!

[Fred Mertz]

LOL

[Far Right Of Left]

Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car.
The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the old cow was killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the
farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened.

About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a bottle of expensive wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

"What happened?" asked Hillary.

"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me."

"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.

The driver replied: "I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I just killed the old cow."

[Constitution Day]

Yes, but what is the sound of one hand clapping, grasshopper?

[HeadOn]

Excuse me, could you direct me to the nearest llama-training facility?

[HeadOn]

um....snapping fingers?

[M Kehoe]

Ut oh. This may turn into an "Ignore this thread" thread.

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[M Kehoe]

LOL!!!

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