Posted on 06/01/2005 8:07:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
It’s Pied Piper Pitt’s WORST nightmare. Scamdy has left Johns Hopkins Hospital (according to Scamdy) and is now posting in DUmmieland as you can see (UPDATE: Thread ELIMINATED by Skinner) in this THREAD titled, “Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?” Actually, Scamdy, the only thing I really want to guess is why the April 27 FAX posted by your cheerleader Pitt as “proof” that you have pancreatic cancer was able to accurately predict back then that you would have surgery on the week of May 23 when it was ORIGINALLY scheduled for May 10. Perhaps Mrs. Harasaki is the one who sent the FAX and possesses some sort of psychic powers to look into the future since it wasn’t until almost two weeks AFTER the FAX was sent that your surgery was rescheduled to the week of May 23. However, welcome back Scamdy. Your recovery has been truly miraculous. In fact you were even able to make cell phone calls and sing Broadway show tunes from your ICU and even make a few posts on the Web even though Pitt has recently threatened to “smash you” if you make more posts in DUmmieland. UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! Apparently Skinner is also quite FRIGHTENED by Scamdy’s appearance in Dummieland since he just tossed this whole thread down the Memory Pitt. Unfortunately for Skinner most of that thread has been PRESERVED here on the DUmmie FUnnies. As usual the jolly healthy Andy Stephenson posts are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how many more of Scamdy’s posts will be tossed down the DUmmieland Memory Pitt, is in the [brackets]:
Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?
[The person who sent that Faux Fax that you suckered Pied Piper Pitt into posting on the Web as "proof” that you had pancreatic cancer?]
Guess why this is important and you win a big door prize. First right guess gets a cupie doll.
[That’s KEWPIE Doll and I award those to DUmmies who have a very brief moment of mental clarity. Such an award will be given to the first DUmmie to wonder how someone who supposedly had pancreatic cancer surgery has managed to remain as incredibly active as you have been, Scamdy.]
Andy ... how ARE you doing? Shouldn't you be resting?
[Resting? Hell no! Scamdy is feeling so chipper on the heels of his pancreatic cancer surgery that he is happily belting out Broadway show tunes on his cell phone from his ICU.]
Yeah Andy. How are you feeling these days?
[MUCH BETTER than Pied Piper Pitt. That’s for sure! Pitt has been spending all his time recently on his knees staring mesmerized at Scamdy’s zipper while waiting to be fed the latest bogus document that pops out of Scamdy’s toaster.]
Not feeling so great...
the incision will hurt for at least 4 weeks...then I get to have chemo and radiation. Fuuuun!
[The Fuuuun begins when you hit up DUmmieland again for money to pay for the chemo and radiation therapy.]
Who ta hell is Harasaki? Isn't it past your bedtime?
[Why should Scamdy hit the sack when he is so full of energy and other things?]
I am in too much pain to sleep. got out of the hospital today and the bed I am in is...well not as comfortable as the Hopkins bed was.
[Scamdy is not comfortable in his hotel bed. Please send money now for Scamdy to stay in a 5-Star hotel room.]
Got drugs?
[Better hope that Pied Piper Pitt doesn’t have drugs or we might have an OD case.]
yes but not as good as those delivered intravenously.
[Especially those drugs delivered via an intravenous rectal intrusion, Scamdy.]
Happy to see you in back in the game mode Andy!
[Just like he was back in ICU.]
I bet it was the surgeon, yes! and she was married to some other doctor but fell in love with Andy and got divorced and now she's the current Mrs. Andy Stephenson! And now that he's coming off the morphine he's thinking maybe he made a mistake.
[Yes, definitely a mistake. If Scamdy found himself married to Petra Verkaik he would also find himself in a state of deep revulsion. Now…if that fantasy included marriage to Pied Piper Pitt, that would be so much more romantic to Scamdy.]
God I hope not the former Mrs H is well lets just say not the marryin type. Her chidren have been known to desecrate church sancturaries.
[Which is worse: desecrating church sanctuaries or scamming people on the Web?]
Yeah the whole BBV thing doesn't mean a thing anyway. Here in WI we have paper ballots and we still had 2000 incidents of fraud that could be proven in Milwaukee alone.
Our Governor Jim Doyle, a member of the vast left wing cabal if there ever was one, earlier this year vetoed legislation that would have required a picture ID in most cases.
The DUmmies who cry "voter fraud" about Ohio are suspiciously silent on WI and what's been going on in Washington state.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
A missing "Thank You!!" to the friends who made this life-saving surgery possible!!
(That just really sticks in my craw!)
I was told by Scott the Mod (who likes to private msg)that only the mods NOT monitoring that particular thread make posts of this nature. It was repeated as if we were stupid! But "Mellie the Mod" is the mod of this thread.
Sounds like DU rules in play.
Well, what gets me about this now-lost literary masterpiece is that it put even the DUmmie PUnidiot "William Pitt" in the shade, even better than his own literary pieces.
It is on this one thread and I've about had my fill of it.
Time for a PM to the 1SG of all the Mods over there.
Perhaps FR should start a Rent-A-Mod program!
I would hope that your writing is waaay more interestin than Piits. that man drives me to sleep!
I wonder what the requirements are, to be a moderator on Free Republic; and I assume it's a volunteer position.
the defenestration scene from Braveheart is my favorite in that movie.
Thanks for the new word!
Oh, and with dictionary.com, everyone has a thesaurus. Here's an interesting entry, well to me, anyway:
defenestration
n. [mythically from a traditional Czech assasination method, via SF fandom]
1. Proper karmic retribution for an incorrigible punster. "Oh, ghod, that was _awful_!" "Quick! Defenestrate him!"
2. The act of exiting a window system in order to get better response time from a full-screen program. This comes from the dictionary meaning of `defenestrate', which is to throw something out a window.
3. The act of discarding something under the assumption that it will improve matters. "I don't have any disk space left." "Well, why don't you defenestrate that 100 megs worth of old core dumps?"
4. Under a GUI, the act of dragging something out of a window (onto the screen). "Next, defenestrate the MugWump icon."
5. The act of completely removing Micro$oft Windows from a PC in favor of a better OS (typically Linux).
Source: Jargon File 4.2.0
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=defenestration
If they really wanted their site to grow and get more recognition, this is not the way to do.
I tell a lot of people to check out FR. I'd steer them away from CU.
Gruntled is now posting a set of "cashier's checks" that have all the errors "corrected" that all of us noticed a month ago.
Where there was previously NOT a logo for Verity C/U...one now exists.
Where before the Payee was "John Hopkins"...it's been corrected to "Johns Hopkins".
The mod warned me about "name calling" then promptly referred to me as an idiot.
ALERT
GRUNTL JUST POSTED RECEIPTS. GET OUT THE OLD INFO.
NEW RECEIPTS TOTAL 25,OOO, 18,000 & 7,000.
WERENT THE OLD VERITY CHECKS FOR 43 & 7 m EACH
I saved the images of the receipts / check just in case.
Don't know what to do with them but i have them if anyone needs it.
Found Pitt's post to Skinner: Andy is in the car with Ted, and is about 40 minutes away from a computer, so he can't get to your PM with your number for the next little bit. If you can, please call him so the two of you can talk personally and get this (what "this?"/ed.) squared away. He will give you what you need to know to clear this (what "this?") up, and thanks again for handling this so well.
Sounds like they all "handled" Skinner like a Play-dough ball.
Post 804 on the 4000+ DUFU "Pitt's Lament" thread documents a post to Skinner's DU Panic Room by Jeezy Girl, on Dec. 23, 2004 at 7:29 PM (think eastern time, not sure/ed.)
Jeezy Girl starts post admitting that Skinner "doesn't allow fundraising on DU" but Andy is in trouble and needs help. No mention of illness. Just flat out begging for money and giving Anbdy's paypal account. This is Dec.23, 2004.
One of the sorriest episodes is that on http://www.votepa.us/#anchor11492607 where grandmotherly Marybeth Kuznick begs for money for "an American hero I am proud to call my friend, Andy Stephenson" who is dying of pancreatic cancer and being denied treatment because of no insurance, in a heartless America.
The date on the website is May 24-27; am not sure Mary Beth Kuznick's letter is of the same date.
She asks that donors e-mail "Beth" identifies her as sfexpat on DU, with Beth Ferrari's e-mail address at "Dougzilla" and tell her when you donated and how much.
She identified Beth Ferrari as "the record keeper" for the Andy fundraiser, so "she (Beth) can tell the hospital how much we have raised."
Franksolich's posts #232 and #254 on 05/17...dust-up on paypal. Beth Ferrari orders Steve in Toronto who is contacting Johns Hopkins to "cease and desist." She claims she has reported Steve from Toronto to "my friends on the SFPD."
I just pulled these from a piles being separated on all posts, printed. Really great stuff here. Gardencatz's first pulling together of DU posts, I think was in the "What's Up With Andy" DUFU thread, I think, May 16, and the whole thing takes shape, contradictions, lies,etc., don't alter what is clearly defined in gardencatz's first compilations.
It's all gold. There is a very funny poster who says, "It's gold, I tell ya, gold!" We laugh, because it is funny, but the DUFU Andy threads are the mother-lode, on Excel and in print.
That's what I thought. And those amounts aren't reflected on the bill sent to Undie just 6 days before his final surgery date.
I am not sure on the old figures from the original verity copies. Also, these checks have the check # redacted.As well as account #.
If the check numbers were not redacted then the comparison would just be too easy. The motto is clear: Black out all pertinent information.
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