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DUmmie FUnnies 07-02-08 ("Wow. Just wow.": Obama moves right, DUmmies fight!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 2, 2008 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 07/02/2008 8:48:43 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson

Obama moves right, DUmmies fight! Barack Opossum's recent (phony) moves to the right have got DUmmieland in an uproar. The DUmmies want their Obamassiah to remain true blue to looney leftist orthodoxy--and SOUND like it! No pandering on such repugnant themes as "patriotism" and "faith"! So Barry's speeches the last few days have got them all in a tizzy. Some are declaring they WILL NOT VOTE for the Possumptive Democrat Nominee. Vertigo Posthumous: This campaign is dying so fast it'll make your head spin! Others DUmmies, more cynical, recognize that B.O. Plenty is simply LYING with this Typical-American-Person-sounding stuff, in order to get elected. In any case, DUmmieland is all shook up, as witnessed in this THREAD, "Wow. Just wow."

So let us now gaze into our DUmmie Ant Farm and see our little friends scurrying to and fro, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, reminding you that today is the last voting day for the baseball All-Stars, is in the [Barackets]:

Wow. Just wow.

[Hee. Just hee.]

What on earth has happened to cause so much in-fighting?

[The sun came up? In-fighting is Condition: Normal in DUmmieland.]

this mornings activity looks like a freepers wet dream: threads upon threads of anger, lack of real debate and conversation, and attacks... Lots of attacks.

[Dreams from My FReeper.]

I thought we got over this now that the Primaries have all but concluded.

[You don't have Hillary Clinton to kick around any more, so now you're taking your anger out on Barry.]

May I interject in the conversation that Obama's move to the center was about as predictable as the sun rising in the East this morning.

[Thus as predictable as DUmmie in-fighting.]

Obama was our choice - the choice we got fired up about and the best shot at winning back the white house.

[I sense some "buyer's remorse" here.]

It's more advantagious for them to change the subject to Obama's lack of patriotism than to talk about $4 dollar a gallon gas. . . . So it makes sense to talk about it now. . . .

[I say, let's talk about how gas prices have skyrocketed the most, ever since the DEMOCRAT Drill-Nothing Congress has taken over. Then let's talk about Barack Hussein's lack of patriotism, too.]

Reading GD: P threads today, they just seemed so knee-jerk to me.

[To me, they just seemed like jerks.]

Nominated!

[This thread, or Obama? Unfortunately for you guys, it's too late to change the latter.]

KICK

[. . . Obama to the curb.]

If I see one more "F*ck this or f*ck that" post here . . .

[Should take about 15 seconds.]

it's taken on the air of tantrumming. I'm going to try and just create an enormous ignore file with the tantrummers. . . .

[ignoreallposts.doc]

One: FISA-don't spy on me, or my family...
Two: Faith based programs-Seperation of church and state please....
Three: Funding of the war-Just end it already-it was a lie.....

[Four: I hate Obama....

Careful, you're on the verge of tantrumming!]

There's a lot of trolls running around.

[That was no troll, that was Dennis Kucinich!]

pragmatism will win the day. . . .

[Pragmatism = phony patriotism.]

Pragmatism - what an uninspiring word.

[Veto pragmatus.]

I was at the speech yesterday in Independence and I came home just glowing. . . .

[Like Moses coming down from Mount Sinai! Yes, you were in the presence of Obamassiah!]

Obama simply acknowledged McCain's patriotism and his own and moved on.

[Not really. The point was to insulate HIMSELF against criticisms of his OWN patriotism. "I won't criticize anyone else's patriotism . . . so you better not criticize mine!"]

Seems Democrats really are Dumbocrats sometimes. . . .

[Make that "DUmmiecrats." "Dumbo-crat" would be Mr. Big Ears.]

Obama chose a natural lull in the campaign just before July 4 to address patriotism, and seems to have done it just as effectively as the Wright issue.

[Thanx for mentioning Barry's de facto running mate this fall, namely, Jeremiah "God D*MN AmeriKKKa!" Wright. Even though he's been thrown under the bus, Crazy Uncle Jerry will indeed be running wright beside Barry. Obama's campaign slogan might just as well be, "In your heart you know he's Wright."]

sometimes the means justifies the ends.

[Is this Obama's "New Politics"?]

I would think the Alert button could be used more.

[I would think the Albert button could be used more when voting for the All-Stars.]

I usually filter the threads I look at by focusing on the Greatest Thread list. Hope that doesn't make me a thread elitist.

[THREADIST! A true progessive would read EVERY thread! Down with "Greatest" anything--Greatest Thread, Greatest Country, whatever!]

if young and dumb wants to fire a torpedo at old and evil be prepared - our knees jerk very very swiftly, if not wisely.

[The young and the DUmb are being swift-jerked!]

Memo to Obama: Moving to the Middle is for Losers

[Signed, Dennis Kucinich]

now he is becoming PREDICTABLE DEMOCRAT TRYING TO GO ALL CENTERY. . . .

[A Bridge to the Plenty-Worst Centery.]

kucinich was the man if change is what you wanted and we missed our chance.

[Where have you gone, Dennis Kucinich?]

Oy. Just Oy.

[Goy. Just Goy.]

It's not simply that Obama disappoints. He horrifies.

[I'm sorry, that qualifies as tantrumming. Time out for you.]

People really do need to get their knickers unknotted.

[Did you say "knicker"?! Off to rehab with you!]

I don't like him, I don't trust him and I'm not voting for him.

[But . . . but . . . he's Obamassiah!]

The borgs rule. Their message is simple: "Obey. You Will Be Assimilated. Resistance Is Futile. We Are Borg." This board has become borgheaven.

[DUmmieland.borg]

I read 100 pages of "Dreams from My Father" last night. . . .

[Still couldn't get to sleep though, huh?]

Our most progressive Democrats like Ted Kennedy, Al Gore, Russ Feingold, Barbara Boxer, etc. will help him and bring him along.

[The Dream Team. Yikes!]

Oh ye DUers of little faith. . .

[BELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE in Obamassiah!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

Step One: don't let the "Conservatives" get in our heads, and GET OUR MAN IN OFFICE.
Step Two: after our man is in office, stay active and DEMAND GOOD GOVERNMENT.

[Step Three: MOVE TO FRANCE.]

I have literally had someone tell me that they would try to get me banned if I didn't just "tow the line" (their mispelling) and stop questioning the candidate's policies. Stupid little whelp, I'm wearing his balls for earrings right this moment.

[Is that you, benburch?]

The negativity around here is disturbing to say the least.

[There's a disturbance in the Farce.]

You give me faith because I was starting to conclude that most DUers are one-note morons.

[No, some of them are two-or-three-note morons.]

It's a first election for a lot of people.

[WilliamPitt--yes, THE William Pitt--wakes up and chimes in! Rough night at Bukowski's, eh, Will?]

And if the Dems lose lose the WH and a larger majority, it may be the last one for all of us.

[Opossum or die!!]


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KEYWORDS: dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; obama
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Tip o' the hat to our own Roscoe Karns for the graphic!
1 posted on 07/02/2008 8:48:44 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

Vero pingamus!


2 posted on 07/02/2008 8:51:44 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Guest DUFUist)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Nobody is going to change their votes based on any moving to the “right”.


3 posted on 07/02/2008 8:51:47 AM PDT by prolifefirst
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To: Charles Henrickson

first?^^^


4 posted on 07/02/2008 8:51:53 AM PDT by pogo101
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To: Charles Henrickson

Be sure to see thread

DUers Are Bonkers Over Obama’s “Faith-Based” Stance
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2039454/posts


5 posted on 07/02/2008 8:58:10 AM PDT by listenhillary (There's more people in the wagon, than there is pushin')
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To: Charles Henrickson

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6 posted on 07/02/2008 9:00:59 AM PDT by GQuagmire (Giggety,Giggety,Giggety)
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To: Charles Henrickson
And if the Dems lose lose the WH and a larger majority, it may be the last one for all of us.

They said that in 2004 as well.

7 posted on 07/02/2008 9:01:12 AM PDT by Our man in washington
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To: Charles Henrickson

Thanks for reading/reporting/commenting on the DUmmies.


8 posted on 07/02/2008 9:02:11 AM PDT by PGalt
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To: Charles Henrickson

I thought I was the only one to notice! (wink)

“Did anyone else notice that the Latin for Yes, we can sounds like it should be about medium-sized marsupials? I saw his “seal,” and immediately saw Rodents of Unusual Size cavorting playfully in my mind. A possum would be the ideal official mammal for Obama, not least because you can call them opossums. Also, possums are vicious when cornered. I had a possum confront me on my own front porch when I was in grad school at Duke (and he was carrying a tiny lacrosse stick). That sucker hissed and snarled and showed his big, gnashing teeth. I have to admit I was unnerved.”

http://www.whenwearequeen.squarespace.com

Please visit!


9 posted on 07/02/2008 9:04:47 AM PDT by pharmamom (It's the royal "we;" I don't have a mouse in my pocket.)
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top 10!


10 posted on 07/02/2008 9:05:50 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (A vote for any Democrat from BO on down the ticket is a vote for $10 a gallon gas.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
this mornings activity looks like a freepers wet dream: threads upon threads of anger, lack of real debate and conversation, and attacks... Lots of attacks.

I'm most surprised that any portion of the DUmmie ant farm is awake that early. Then again, if I didn't have a job I'd probably sleep all day myself.

11 posted on 07/02/2008 9:07:28 AM PDT by GOP_Raider (DU: Standing athwart history yelling "$#@$# you mother$#@$#er!")
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To: Charles Henrickson
You give me faith because I was starting to conclude that most DUers are one-note morons.

[No, some of them are two-or-three-note morons.]

I lolled. Excellent commentary as usual Charles!

12 posted on 07/02/2008 9:14:20 AM PDT by EarthBound (Ex Deo,gratia. Ex astris,scientia (Who the hell do I vote for now?))
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To: Charles Henrickson
Woo-Hoo! 1st...
posting from my old Win ME puter cause windows SP3 totally screwed up my new XP Pro computer and I'm 100% pi__ed
post!

;-)

13 posted on 07/02/2008 9:17:07 AM PDT by Condor51 (I have guns in my nightstand because a Cop won't fit)
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To: Charles Henrickson
this mornings activity looks like a freepers wet dream: threads upon threads of anger, lack of real debate and conversation, and attacks... Lots of attacks.

[Dreams from My FReeper.]

FR thread below.

DUers Are Bonkers Over Obama's "Faith-Based" Stance


Obama was our choice - the choice we got fired up about and the best shot at winning back the white house.

[I sense some "buyer's remorse" here.]

Results of Operation Chaos!


It's more advantagious for them to change the subject to Obama's lack of patriotism than to talk about $4 dollar a gallon gas. . . . So it makes sense to talk about it now. . . .

[I say, let's talk about how gas prices have skyrocketed the most, ever since the DEMOCRAT Drill-Nothing Congress has taken over. Then let's talk about Barack Hussein's lack of patriotism, too.]

Check out the last 18 months prices since the dims took over Average Retail gas prices.


It's not simply that Obama disappoints. He horrifies.

[I'm sorry, that qualifies as tantrumming. Time out for you.]

Is that you hillary?

14 posted on 07/02/2008 9:19:28 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (A vote for any Democrat from BO on down the ticket is a vote for $10 a gallon gas.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
One: FISA-don't spy on me, or my family...
Two: Faith based programs-Seperation of church and state please....
Three: Funding of the war-Just end it already-it was a lie.....
One: Then don't hang around with suspected Terrorists.

Two: There is no such thing as "Separation of church and state". That was some liberal judge's wet dream and it just grew like a weed. And IMHO should be addressed before abortion in the courts as its easier to win. We already have ACLU of Kentucky v Mercer County as 'starry decide us' (ACLU Lost - major slap down).

Three: BINGO! You get a Kewpie Doll!!!It was a lie. San Fran Nan and the rest LIED to you DUmmies and you ijits bought it.

15 posted on 07/02/2008 9:35:24 AM PDT by Condor51 (I have guns in my nightstand because a Cop won't fit)
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To: Charles Henrickson; All

Its all just a ‘Head-Fake.’ nObama is a baller at heart. The DUs are following the script verbatim. They have to wail and gnash teeth in order to promote the appearance of perceived DU reactions when nObama tacks right. This scripted crap is just more of the same from the ol’ marxist machine.

the Deets


16 posted on 07/02/2008 9:36:17 AM PDT by ebiskit (South Park Republican)
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To: Condor51

get a mac....


17 posted on 07/02/2008 9:37:53 AM PDT by ebiskit (South Park Republican)
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To: Charles Henrickson

WOW!

So now Obama is to the right of McCain, which didn’t take much.


18 posted on 07/02/2008 9:38:38 AM PDT by PSYCHO-FREEP (Juan McCain....The lesser of Three Liberals.")
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To: Charles Henrickson
Vero Possumus!

Love that, and the graphic. The training wheels and the wheel seal…in the snow. LOL

So let us now gaze into our DUmmie Ant Farm and see our little friends scurrying to and fro

Ahhh…the reference to the Ant Farm has been missing of late. Good to see it again.

A Bridge to the Plenty-Worst Centery

My favorite!

Photobucket

19 posted on 07/02/2008 9:41:05 AM PDT by lonevoice (John McCain was a Kinoki foot pad in the Reagan Revolution)
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To: ebiskit
*** get a mac.... ***

I can't, I'm Catholic.


'Series' I can't as all the Software I need for business (commercial construction industry) is Windows only.

Just one example is AutoCAD. Files are shared right and left amongst the Architect, his Engineers, the General Contractor and the 'lowly' subcontractors. And AutoCAD doesn't come in Mac. Plus AutoCAD is the industry standard for architectural drawing files. So I'm kind of stuck with Windows.

20 posted on 07/02/2008 9:59:25 AM PDT by Condor51 (I have guns in my nightstand because a Cop won't fit)
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