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All Dogs Go to Heaven - Religious Sign Debate - Funny
Notoriously Conservative ^ | 06 13 09 | Notoriously Conservative

Posted on 06/13/2009 11:15:33 AM PDT by Notoriously Conservative

I got this in an e-mail the other day.

This is literally a 'church signs' debate, being played out in a Southern US town, between Our Lady of Martyrs Catholic Church, and Cumberland Presbyterian, a fundamentalist church. From top to bottom shows you the response and counter-response over time.



TOPICS: Humor; Religion
KEYWORDS: funny; humor; religion
http://www.notoriouslyconservative.com/2009/06/all-dogs-go-to-heaven-religious-sign.html
1 posted on 06/13/2009 11:15:33 AM PDT by Notoriously Conservative
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To: Notoriously Conservative

That last one is Hilarious!!!


2 posted on 06/13/2009 11:19:45 AM PDT by Safrguns
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To: Notoriously Conservative

Not real signs; made with a “church sign” generator. This has popped up before...


3 posted on 06/13/2009 11:22:34 AM PDT by raccoonradio (This is Massachusetts. We're stupid.)
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To: Safrguns

I read this quote the other day...something like,

“I don’t know if dogs go to heaven or not, but I want to go where they go.”


4 posted on 06/13/2009 11:23:42 AM PDT by Jeffrey_D.
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To: Notoriously Conservative

Amazing how the same camera angle and lighting appears in all shots...


5 posted on 06/13/2009 11:24:39 AM PDT by kingu (Party for rent - conservative opinions not required.)
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To: raccoonradio

killjoy


6 posted on 06/13/2009 11:24:42 AM PDT by Mercat
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To: Mercat
What wonderful nonsense.

There are no winner or losers, just plain good fun.

7 posted on 06/13/2009 11:27:14 AM PDT by mckenzie7 (TOTUS = PONZI)
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To: Notoriously Conservative

This bitch is going to hell.

8 posted on 06/13/2009 11:33:44 AM PDT by DogBarkTree (Support The American Tea Party)
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To: Notoriously Conservative

It’s fiction! Nothing is true about this. Get over it.


9 posted on 06/13/2009 11:36:52 AM PDT by texanyankee
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To: Jeffrey_D.

Americans dream about going to dog heaven when they die, and muslims dream about 72 virgins. I just don’t know what to think about that. What about the animals we slaughter and eat? are we going to see them in heaven too? Does a muslim dog get 72 virgins when it dies? What about pigs? jews and muslims both think they are unclean.


10 posted on 06/13/2009 12:39:00 PM PDT by mamelukesabre (Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If you want peace prepare for war))
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To: Notoriously Conservative

“All rocks go to heaven...and even some rock-heads”.


11 posted on 06/13/2009 12:46:37 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (The mob got President Barabbas; America got shafted)
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To: Mercat

sorry to spoil the fun :)


12 posted on 06/13/2009 1:10:36 PM PDT by raccoonradio (This is Massachusetts. We're stupid.)
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To: Notoriously Conservative

Whoever went hog wild with the online church sign generator not only couldn’t spell, but was also unfamiliar with descriptions of Heaven, and also with John Calvin’s writings on the Restoration.

It’s a Protestant view, based upon Romans 8:19-24 foremost among several Biblical passages, that animals are rewarded for their suffering. It’s the Catholic church that flatly denies anything outside of this existence to anyone but men and women who have accepted salvation.

As I’ve pointed out myself, there are animals ... and rocks for that matter, in Heaven. What are gemstones? Rocks.

It’s there, plain as day, in the Bible. Why people continue to debate the matter is peculiar.


13 posted on 06/13/2009 1:20:36 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Notoriously Conservative

That was hilarious.


14 posted on 06/13/2009 6:15:44 PM PDT by CharlesWayneCT
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To: Notoriously Conservative; ntnychik; devolve; PhilDragoo; MeekOneGOP

Old thread, hilarious signs. Gave me the first laugh in days. Enjoy.


15 posted on 07/16/2009 7:36:11 PM PDT by potlatch
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To: mamelukesabre
"Americans dream about going to dog heaven when they die, and muslims dream about 72 virgins. I just don’t know what to think about that. What about the animals we slaughter and eat? are we going to see them in heaven too? Does a muslim dog get 72 virgins when it dies? What about pigs? jews and muslims both think they are unclean."

How about we worrying about getting to Heaven and figuring out the rest when we get there. It's not like Fifi whose been dead for 20 years, is going to pitch a fit because you didn't bring her a rawhide when you show up!

16 posted on 07/16/2009 7:46:26 PM PDT by Bokababe (Save Christian Kosovo! http://www.savekosovo.org)
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To: potlatch

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Tex will expect an eternal supply of Purina Hunter-Mix when I show up

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Butt-Weight - there’s more!

Tex will be expecting a bevy of lady dawgs too


17 posted on 07/16/2009 9:25:24 PM PDT by devolve (- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Maybe a little blow? - - - - - -)
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To: potlatch

True or not, I loved it! Thanks!


18 posted on 07/16/2009 10:24:54 PM PDT by ntnychik
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To: Notoriously Conservative

btt


19 posted on 07/16/2009 11:15:46 PM PDT by Cacique (quos Deus vult perdere, prius dementat ( Islamia Delenda Est ))
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To: Jeffrey_D.

I still like the thing they came up with for the episode of “Little House on the Prairie” where the character played by Johnny Cash was pretending to be a pastor but stealing the town blind. He was called to talk to the little girl whose pup had died, and he told her that God had everything good and wonderful in heaven so dogs must be there too. Or something like that. Anyway, it’s one of those kleenex scenes.


20 posted on 07/17/2009 5:38:15 AM PDT by Mrs. P ("Wonder Woman wears Sarah Palin pajamas." - Blood of Tyrants)
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To: devolve

Ahha, Tex will be mighty mad if you show up alone, lol!


21 posted on 07/17/2009 5:13:00 PM PDT by potlatch
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