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DUmmie FUnnies 11-01-10 (Some DUmmies Resigning Themselves to BIG Election Loss)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 1, 2010 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/01/2010 7:41:15 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Call it a reality check. There are actually a few DUmmies who are already resigning themselves to a big election loss tomorrow as you can see in this THREAD, "I'm resigned to the fact that IF Americans are stupid enough to take the hands of the government out of the sane and give to the insane--then there is NO hope for this country." Of course, it sure didn't help that so many DUmmies completed WASTED valuable time this weekend attending the DC Comedy Central Rally to Restore Democrats. Thank you Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert for stalling the Democrat GOTV effort by drawing them to a big DC Kumbaya party instead of WORKING on the crucial weekend before the election. So let us now watch the sad DUmmies await the big Republican victories in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, using coupons to get himself a ton of Election Night snacks, is in the [brackets]:

I'm resigned to the fact that IF Americans are stupid enough to take the hands of the government out of the sane and give to the insane--then there is NO hope for this country.

[Next stop...Heaven's Gate.]

So these ARE end times?

[Yes. When you hear the Angel Gabriel's trumpet blow, time to turn in your Democrat voter cards for incineration.]

Not sure what you mean by "end times"? Can you elaborate?

[See the movie "The Rapture." Dopey as hell and it won't really give you an answer but at least you get to see Mimi Rogers nekkid. ...Sorry Ben Burch. This flick is NOT for you.]

The End Time, End Times, or End of Days are the eschatological writings in the three Abrahamic religions (Judaism, Christianity, and Islam) and in doomsday scenarios in various other non-Abrahamic religions. In Christianity, the End Times are often depicted as a time of tribulation that precedes the Second Coming of the Christian "saviour" or a "hoped-for deliverer", Jesus, the Christian Messiah, who will usher in the Kingdom of God and bring an end to suffering and evil. In Islam, Yawm al-Qiyāmah "the Day of Resurrection" or Yawm ad-Din "the Day of Judgement", Allah's final assessment of humanity, is preceded by the end of the world. In Judaism the term "End of Days" is taken from the Tanakh, Numbers 24:4, as a reference to the Messianic era and the Jewish belief in the coming of Mashiach and the World to Come.<1> Various other religions also have eschatological beliefs associated with turning and redemption.

[Can we skip all that and just jump to the part about Mimi Rogers going nekkid?]

I hate to say it, but I will not delude myself only to be disappointed on Tuesday.

[So you don't BEEEEEEEEVEEEEEE?]

We have some state races that I am watching closely they are downright scary. Disappointed is an understatement--terrified is more appropriate.

[Perhaps I can soothe you with a few calming words from Col. Kurtz: "The horror! The HORROR!!!]

The ones that scare me are WI, Nevada, and Florida

[CT and WV will also give you diaper soiling moments as well.]

Stupid projections in my state are saying Johnson is ahead of Feingold, but it's close. Let's only hope that Russ takes it. I'm only one vote.

[You only voted once?]

Our situation is not necessarily a representative sample

[Or as Emperor Hirohito would put it: "The election situation has developed not necessarily to DUmmieland's advantage]

Americans are f*cking stupid. They are willing to throw out Feingold, the best Senator, then they are stupid worthless pieces of shit. I hate this f*cking country and its people. It's getting stupider by the day.

[May we now book you a one-way flight to Pyongyang aboard Air North Korea?]

Americans aren't stupid .... they are made stupid by right wing propaganda....

[Must ... listen ... to Rush ... like a ... mind-numbed robot... to be programmed with ... right-wing propaganda instructions...]

we deserve what we get for not getting out there and BURNING ALL THIS F*CKING SHIT TO THE GROUND.

[Is that you, Ed Schultz?]

I think we need to watch out for election fraud too.

[Absolutely. Start with Harris County, TX.]

Hope & Change just doesn't cut it.

[How about the Audacity of Nope?]

I see no way out. With the huge money buying influence and so many idiot Americans we have no hope.

[When burying yourself in your own grave, please remember this cemetery is a no-smoking zone.]


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To: PJ-Comix
Go for broke with a full 4 fingers.

I just might...

81 posted on 11/01/2010 2:57:14 PM PDT by bcsco (It's the teleprompter, stupid!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Go for broke with a full 4 fingers. A day like tomorrow deserves it

Is this a benburch joke?

82 posted on 11/01/2010 3:59:39 PM PDT by kevkrom (De-fund Obamacare in 2011, repeal in 2013!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Of course, it sure didn't help that so many DUmmies completed WASTED valuable time this weekend attending the DC Comedy Central Rally to Restore Democrats. Thank you Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert for stalling the Democrat GOTV effort by drawing them to a big DC Kumbaya party instead of WORKING on the crucial weekend before the election.

The Rally to Restore Slactivism. Rich white college kids on the eastern seaboard and 20-something slackers waste a weekend in Washington attending a do-nothing rock/comedy concert days before the elections. GHAP (Go Have A Party) instead of GOTV (Get Out The Vote). Thank you, Stewart and Colbert!

83 posted on 11/01/2010 5:19:13 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Eve of Tsunami Tuesday.)
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To: NeoCaveman
there is NO hope for this country. . . . I hate this f*cking country and its people. . . . we have no hope.

Europe beckons.

84 posted on 11/01/2010 5:27:22 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Eve of Tsunami Tuesday.)
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To: KoRn
Lets make the DUmmies cry!

Sweet, sweet tears! I can see tomorrow from my house!

85 posted on 11/01/2010 5:29:29 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Eve of Tsunami Tuesday: I can see tomorrow from my house!)
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To: LoneStarGI
Your probably right, but I suspect that it’s going to be hard wading through all the DU posts and finding some that are not so vulgar that they can be posted.

They could save half their bandwidth if they cut out the profanity.

That, of course, means that some DUmmies would be left with nothing to say.

86 posted on 11/01/2010 5:33:05 PM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: bcsco; Steely Tom; LoneStarGI; bray; mom4melody; nolongerademocrat; outpostinmass2; SWAMPSNIPER; ...
Will DU be shut down over the election? If so, any idea when it’ll begin? I’m hoping for great DUmmie updates over the course of the day/evening.

some of us have a super secret alter-ego with an undercover membership in DU. We get to watch all the fun!

I, and other FReepers, are members in good standing. . . . We had a conversation last week trying to get PJ, Charles and perhaps the mods to give us an area to post the DU mass suicide but I haven’t seen anything, as of today, telling us where we can post DU threads in one area so that everybody can see the melt done behind the blackout.

You guys going to host a special DUFU thread tomorrow with the express purpose of capturing screenshoots of the moonbattery before they get flushed down the memory hole?

Oh, y'all may very well get your wish and enjoy a LIVE BLOG FROM DUMMIELAND right here on FR tomorrow night! That's all I'm sayin' for now.

87 posted on 11/01/2010 5:42:53 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Eve of Tsunami Tuesday: I can see tomorrow from my house!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I’m waiting with baited breath.


88 posted on 11/01/2010 5:52:29 PM PDT by bcsco (It's the teleprompter, stupid!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I’m kinda hopin Overbite goes postal on MSDNC tomorrow night, is that wrong?

Pray for the election


89 posted on 11/01/2010 6:10:19 PM PDT by bray (A November to Remember)
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To: Darkwolf377

I actually know a Dem who answers to that description! Tee hee!!!


90 posted on 11/01/2010 6:16:34 PM PDT by AmericanMermaid
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To: mom4melody

Can you guys report back here? That’d be hilarious!


91 posted on 11/01/2010 6:22:33 PM PDT by AmericanMermaid
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To: Charles Henrickson
The Rally to Restore Slactivism. Rich white college kids on the eastern seaboard and 20-something slackers waste a weekend in Washington attending a do-nothing rock/comedy concert days before the elections. GHAP (Go Have A Party) instead of GOTV (Get Out The Vote). Thank you, Stewart and Colbert!

Yeah, I had to laugh about how COUNTER-PRODUCTIVE that turned out to be. Maybe in 2012, conservatives should encourage High Times magazine to sponsor a "Free Weed Rally." That would take a big chunk of the Democrat workers out of circulation at a vital time.

92 posted on 11/01/2010 6:58:00 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: PJ-Comix

bump


93 posted on 11/01/2010 7:39:10 PM PDT by mom4melody
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To: Zeppo

This morning I called Kerry’s office and told his phone monkey that being called the lowest common denominator by Hanoi John was like being called a clown by Bozo.


94 posted on 11/03/2010 7:58:02 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Anyone who says we need illegals to do the jobs Americans won't do has never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
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