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I Probably Think Atheists Are Stupid
The Looking Spoon ^ | 12-23-10 | Jared H. McAndersen

Posted on 12/23/2010 4:08:30 PM PST by The Looking Spoon

In light of Britain's Atheist Bus campaign this is probably a good time to mention I have always been a fan of the notion that I don't have enough faith to be atheist....


Apparently atheists don't have enough faith to be atheists either. There's probably no god?!? Does that mean there probably is a God?

This sets up an interesting conundrum for atheist crusaders. If they are "probably right" about there being no God then everything will go black and when we die existence for us will cease to be.

If they are "probably wrong" and there is a God then what do they think will happen to them when they have to face Him in the next life?

Basically, they're damned if they don't, and they be damned if anyone could get them to "do."

By the way, I probably think atheist are stupid.

I would also say that it's most certainly true with a high degree of probability that "probably" is code for "definitely." Its also true with definite degree of probability that "stupid" is also meant to mean "seriously screwed."

They don't believe in God, so they see no need for religion, which prompts them to start an atheist cult so they can tell the world they're "probably" right...

Meanwhile, all people of faith are the logically bankrupt ones in this equation?

How does anyone get this way? Were these people tied to a chair and fed a constant diet of paint chips and helium?

Oh, I'm sorry, am I being ridiuclous?

By the way what is it that atheists think we are consumed by that they need to tell us to "stop worrying" Because of their belief that God is in control eople of faith are truly some of the most worry free people there are.

When anyone assumes you're something that you're not they're reallly projecting their own issues on to you. Without exception the non-religious people in my life are among the most miserable people I personally know. They can't enjoy their life because they get hung up on every little thing that goes wrong in it.

They sweat the small stuff because they don't think there is anything to look forward to after this life. So they want to get while the gettin' is good, and they're never satisfied. They don't know what people of faith know...nothing material in this life can provide permanent or lasting happiness better than faithfulness to God.

This Christmas will be spent as it should be, celebrating the birth of the Son of God, and I'll be doing so happily, because believing in God makes my life more enjoyable.

I'm not going to worry about people who spend their lives WORRIED about making sure people knew that life PROBABLY has no point.

Honestly atheists, I don't care what you want to believe...but please just go find a dark sound-proof closet that you can "play dead" in, and stop trying to be a bummer to people who want to play in the light.

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On a side note, I thought this was a pretty brilliant retort from Neil Stevens over at Red State, I don't think they'd take it well...



TOPICS: Humor; Politics; Religion
KEYWORDS: atheism; atheists; christianity; christmas
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To: The Looking Spoon
Thanks to this website I have been introduced to many atheists who do not have any problem with religion. I refuse to include such people in the "stupid" category simply because we do not agree on Christianity.

Such atheists are NOT the type of anti-Christian bigots who would run such a stupid ad that "boldly" claims that there is no God.

21 posted on 12/23/2010 4:43:26 PM PST by pnh102 (Regarding liberalism, always attribute to malice what you think can be explained by stupidity. - Me)
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To: Revolutionary
Behind door number 1 is Jesus and heaven, or nothing.
Behind door number 2 is the devil and hell, or nothing.
Which door are you going to pick?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascal%27s_wager#Criticism

22 posted on 12/23/2010 4:47:40 PM PST by Abin Sur
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To: The Looking Spoon

Something sure annoys the atheists who are putting up these silly stickers. What is their idea of “enjoying one’s life”? By example this would seem to be crusading against deity. Is “live and let live” even part of their language?


23 posted on 12/23/2010 4:48:03 PM PST by HiTech RedNeck (I am in America but not of America (per bible: am in the world but not of it))
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To: pnh102

The fool hath said in his heart, “There is no God.”

I guess “smart” includes a bunch of “fools”. So “smart” is a hard term to peg down.


24 posted on 12/23/2010 4:48:13 PM PST by Twinkie (PEACE)
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To: muir_redwoods

“it would be proven should their deity appear.”

Their deity did appear.

“Philip saith unto him, Lord, show us the Father, and it sufficeth us.

Jesus saith unto him, Have I been so long time with you, and yet hast thou not known me, Philip? he that hath seen me hath seen the Father; and how sayest thou then, Show us the Father?”

John 14:7-9


25 posted on 12/23/2010 4:50:54 PM PST by Persevero (Merry Christmas!)
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To: pnh102

Such people are more “agnostic” than “atheist.” They are usually broad minded enough to say “I’m not yet personally sold that there is a God (or a Christian God) but far be it from me to tell you to stop recognizing one yourself.” Many do come to personal terms with God upon reaching more maturity in their lives.


26 posted on 12/23/2010 4:53:18 PM PST by HiTech RedNeck (I am in America but not of America (per bible: am in the world but not of it))
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To: Twinkie

“Smart” has a spectrum of connotations ranging from rigid pedantry to wisdom. It is not a useful term without context.


27 posted on 12/23/2010 4:54:45 PM PST by HiTech RedNeck (I am in America but not of America (per bible: am in the world but not of it))
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To: Persevero

This something you believe or something you can prove in court?


28 posted on 12/23/2010 4:55:36 PM PST by muir_redwoods (Obama. Chauncey Gardiner without the homburg.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

If you live your life like there is no God, you’ best be right.


29 posted on 12/23/2010 5:01:10 PM PST by rickb308 (Nothing good ever came from someone yelling Allah Snackbar)
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To: Abin Sur

Blaise Pascal himself was an interesting fellow. He had a profound spiritual encounter with the Lord and was impressed enough to write an account of it and sew it into his coat. This surpassed the value of any “wager” to him. He had intellectual difficulty squaring his experience with the philosophy of the church where he went (a Roman Catholic church) but kept loyal to it. If the Wesleyans (aka Methodists) had existed in his day, Pascal would likely have been more copacetic with that.


30 posted on 12/23/2010 5:01:28 PM PST by HiTech RedNeck (I am in America but not of America (per bible: am in the world but not of it))
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To: muir_redwoods

Just follow FR any day to find out how good the best human courts are at ferreting out cosmic truth. (They suck at it.)


31 posted on 12/23/2010 5:02:31 PM PST by HiTech RedNeck (I am in America but not of America (per bible: am in the world but not of it))
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To: HiTech RedNeck
Your beliefs are your own business; mine are mine. The evidence it seems you accept is not something I accept. You are free to make your own decisions as am I
32 posted on 12/23/2010 5:05:15 PM PST by muir_redwoods (Obama. Chauncey Gardiner without the homburg.)
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To: Jean S
he posted the full text.

And that's such a small thing to ask, that one saving grace..

33 posted on 12/23/2010 5:07:18 PM PST by humblegunner (Blogger Overlord)
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To: muir_redwoods

You certainly seem to not wish to merely “live and let live.”


34 posted on 12/23/2010 5:08:08 PM PST by HiTech RedNeck (I am in America but not of America (per bible: am in the world but not of it))
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To: The Looking Spoon

bumping...


35 posted on 12/23/2010 5:09:35 PM PST by redhead ("I think I'm the best fish filleter in the whole third grade." --Piper Palin)
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To: gorush
So, as an agnostic, you know that one side will never be able to prove its theory and that the other side, despite generations of efforts, is still unable to prove it’s contentions. This is why we agnostics exist.

Your contention is valid. As a Christian, it is only fair for me to tell you that as our Scriptures say, it is not possible for humans to prove that God exists. Even some of the disciples of Jesus had doubts that Jesus was indeed the LORD. You basically have to believe before you can see.

But another point, as Jesus also teaches, is that if someone indicates to you that he is not interested in hearing the Gospel, to not be pushy, and move on.

36 posted on 12/23/2010 5:10:35 PM PST by pnh102 (Regarding liberalism, always attribute to malice what you think can be explained by stupidity. - Me)
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To: muir_redwoods

And by the way my challenge remains and stands. If you make earthly courts your example of proof of the philosophically most important thing to mankind, you had better take into account their actual track record. It is not for nothing that courts traditionally asked the assistance of deity knowing where the mind of man alone could take them.


37 posted on 12/23/2010 5:11:53 PM PST by HiTech RedNeck (I am in America but not of America (per bible: am in the world but not of it))
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To: pnh102

I can still recite the latin mass from my four years of altar boying back in the early ‘60’s and my later interest into religions in general have left me slightly less than uniformed.


38 posted on 12/23/2010 5:14:18 PM PST by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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To: metmom

Hilarious and true!


39 posted on 12/23/2010 5:17:46 PM PST by AndrewC
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To: pnh102

ps I recalculated, it was the late ‘50’s.


40 posted on 12/23/2010 5:20:45 PM PST by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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