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Congressman Unsure on Lewd Photo
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 4 June 2011 | John Semmens

Posted on 06/04/2011 10:24:51 AM PDT by John Semmens

The scandal involving the transmission of a lewd photograph to 21 year-old college student Gennette Cordova via his “Twitter” account has Representative Anthony Weiner (D-NY) wondering what happened.

In response to the question of whether he is the person in the photo, Weiner replied, “You know, I’m not sure. Like any normal guy, I’ve fooled around with my camera—including taking pictures of myself. So, I guess it could be me in the photo, but I don’t remember sending it to that girl in Washington. That’s why I think my account must have been hacked.”

Weiner said it is unlikely that he will be calling for an investigation of the alleged hacking because “after all, who was hurt? Regardless of who sent the picture, it’s no big thing. I’m sure college girls see guys in their underwear, or less, a lot. I mean, isn’t it at colleges where streaking is done? I think just dropping the whole thing would be the best course for me and for America. Besides, all the attention to this is upsetting my wife.”

Fellow New Yorker, Senator Charles Schumer (D), agreed, “The media is making a mountain out of a molehill. If it’s okay for a President to get a blow job from an intern, why is a photo of a congressman in his underwear a federal case? Let’s not lose our perspective. It’s only a small peccadillo. We need to move on.”

Joy Behar of “The View” sees the incident as “evidence of a right wing vendetta founded on a ‘knee-jerk’ opposition to pornography, which psychologists all agree is healthy. I just wish Congressman Weiner would include me the next time he tweets a photo of himself.”

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TOPICS: Education; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrats; pornography; satire; sex; weinergate
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To: John Semmens

Sorry, John. Good try, but you can’t outdo this story with sarcasm or satire.


41 posted on 06/06/2011 7:01:09 PM PDT by samtheman
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To: TommyDale

Revolting thought.


42 posted on 06/06/2011 8:59:14 PM PDT by Liz ( A taxpayer voting for Obama is like a chicken voting for Col Sanders.)
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To: Liz

At first, I thought the picture was his nose.


43 posted on 06/07/2011 3:39:17 AM PDT by TommyDale
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To: TommyDale

Heheheheh.....good one.


44 posted on 06/07/2011 5:48:14 AM PDT by Liz ( A taxpayer voting for Obama is like a chicken voting for Col Sanders.)
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